Alright, it’s 11:56pm here, where the hell is Santa???
ooops sorry - my fault - he is now residing in the local jail after being pulled up for drink driving (I didn’t know Santa had to have a .0 alcohol reading)- i’m just heading down to post bail - won’t be long now.
Well, better a drunken Santa then no Santa at all
Maybe i’ll finally get what i’ve REALLY been asking for all these years
So that’s why he was stopping off at the Gold Coast to pick up semi naked people - it all begins to make sense now
No! No! No!
You have to be nestled all snug in your beds.
Nighty night.