Santa fought at Woodstock and Vietnam
And smoked a ton of acid and burned his bra…
Santa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
Santa is worried that the Social Security threshold ages will be pushed back.
I got into the North Pole
Was feeling 'bout half-past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head
Hey, Missus, can you tell me
Where I can find a bed?
She just grinned and took my hand,
“Follow me,” was all she said.
Take a load off, Santa,
After travellin’ 'cross the sea.
Take a load off, Santa,
And you put the load right on me.
And when the Commies gave the polio to Doris Day
Santa helped the Beatles chase McCarthy away
That Baby Boomer Santa He never gonna die
Santa is a FAKE hippie. Santa don’t know that you don’t smoke acid. Santa was probably a business major.
Or a narc. All that naughty and nice meme, you know.
Well, Santa went to a Community college.