I frankly have no idea what’s going on in here, but it’s funny.
I used to have a pet goat named Dixie. She rode cows.
Interspecies fornication! Further symptoms of someone who has missed their redneck booster shot!
-Joe
So long, Dixie.
Sweet Dixie, girl, you sure had style…
How about Charles Manson and Dorothea Dix? What ya got for that?
Is there such a thing as a masturbatory thread?
Yes, in the OP. 
Appearantly some members of that forum are no longer there and there’s speculation about whether they were banned and if so for what. For some reason monkeyonmyback figured Cecil would have the inside scoop:
Guess it could be done, but don’t yank too tightly in the heat of passion or you could snip the whole thing off.
Soooo, this is different from trolling how…
Hey, I resemble that remark! :o
Obviously, if Dixie is all that territory south and west of the Mason-Dixon line, then what’s north and east of it is clearly Macy’s. 
Is Dix secure enough for Chucky? I don’t think so. Perhaps you should try Butner.