Mr. Mini-Wheat. Most politicians are two-faced.
Actually, the Korean War began in 1950 (during Harry Truman’s administration). The armistice was signed in 1953, six months into Ike’s first term.
But back to the theme of the thread…
While Quisp runs NASA, Quake can parlay his mining experience into an appointment as Secretary of Labor. Hey, if a muscular frame can send Schwarzenegger on the road to celebrity and the eventual political limelight, lightning can strike twice…
This site will introduce (or re-introduce) you to some rather obscure cereal mascots. Kellogg’s OKs, a sugar-coated oat concoction, featured a Scotsman named Big Otis, whose thrift and brawn suggest a post as head of security for the Dewpartment of the Treasury. Superman (Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and Pep) could certainly write his own ticket in any administration.
Hmmm , what if we flip this around ? What President would make a great cereal mascot ?! Clinton , of course , would be off limits cuz you could never be sure whether that was REALLY milk dripping off Monica’s spoon in the picture on the box . And I’d very very afraid of what the prize hidden inside could be .
Well, that sucked. Whoever wrote it clearly didn’t do their research as there’s no mention whatsoever of Sugar Bear’s much publicized heroine addiction. Also, Lucky’s an abusive drunk, it’s the Trix Rabbit whose the pedophile, or do you really think he hangs around those kids because he’s after some crappy cereal?
Hey, whatever happened to Diggum the frog? (Honey Smacks, I think it was?) I seem to remember he was replaced by a bear, briefly, but then I never saw him again either. Or maybe I just don’t watch TV at the right times.
Can I vote for the Jolly Green Gaint?
Plus, he’ll solve all the problems the Bush administration didn’t. Just follow your nose to the Weapons of Mass Destruction!
Where does that leave Captain Crunch?
The nose always knows…
Jolly Green Giant is ineligible for this contest.
Can you imagine the jokes that Letterman, Leno, and Conan would have for Toucan if he was president? “You know what they say about Presidents with big noses!” ba dum bum!
Tony the Tiger would be a formidable foe. For some reason I am linking his candidacy with Arnold’s.
Seeing as there are five divisions of the Armed Forces, the three Krispie elves would only take up three, thereby leaving Crunch open for the U.S. Navy.