I’d like to be Captain America, but I suspect I’m more Agent Coulson.
Destruction of the Endless. I mostly don’t care about this world and I mostly just want to be left alone.
Herbie, the Fat Fury.
I’m probably a pretty good mix of both Betty and Veronica. 
If I weren’t a pretty good mix of Jughead and Reggie, I’d ask you to go to the prom with me.
Some days I’m Officer Pupp, other days I’m Ignatz. I never get to be Krazy, though. Probably because Krazy represents the Buddha Nature, and I’m not Buddhist.
Well, my eyesight is reasonably good, so I guess in that crowd that’s going “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!”, I’d be the third guy.
Swamp Thing
I did feel we needed to have a talk about your personal hygiene… 