I’m having trouble differentiating all the Democrats running for their party’s nomination for U.S. president.
Their platforms on Medicare and deficit spending may differ. But nailing impressionable young campaign workers is one of the bedrock principles on which the Democratic Party was founded. The ultimate Democratic candidate will have to assume the mantle of Clinton, Kennedy and Gary Hart. This is a heavy responsibilty, not to be entrusted to just anyone.
So I just started thinking: Democrats have always been the party party. But looking over these nine, I think the public is woefully under-informed on which one is best able to carry the banner.
First, let’s rule out Carol Mosely-Braun. I hope she’s not shagging the best women. Not that it would swing my vote one way or the other.
That leaves:
[ul][li]Congressman Dennis Kucinich. Nah. Seriously doubt it. This is about as close as he comes to being a legendary swordsman. [/li][li]John Kerry. As a Democratic senator from Massachusetts, he has some strong traditions to uphold. On the other hand, he married the very, very wealthy heiress to the Heinz fortune, so if he’s doing any extra-curricular wick-dipping, he stands to lose a fortune.[/li][li]Howard Dean. On the down side, he’s a former governor, and governors are not top on the list of politicians who get to shag their brains out. On the other hand, he has a lot of idealistic young supporters – always a ripe field.[/li][li]Al Sharpton. Ugh. What a disgusting image. Sorry I mentioned it. I apologize.[/li][li]Joe Lieberman. Has a squeaky-clean image. But he could have an inside track because of his connections to Al Gore, who invented adultery.[/li][li]Sen. Bob Graham. Not enough information. Needs a good bimbo eruption to raise his profile.[/li][li]Missouri Rep. Dick Gephardt. Is he living up to the “dick gethard” nickname?[/li][li] Sen. John Edwards. My bet for the best shagmaster, because of his good looks.[/ul][/li]
Any info or rumors?
I thought that was one of the things Bush and Cheney were trying to change. At the RNC wasn’t there a bunch of hubub about how the GOP was changing directions? Seems like they want to carry the banner of the “party” party. How else would that drunken frat boy and his “vice” president end up with DWIs? They must be coming back from some bitchin’ conservative kegger.
Well, if Bush and Cheney can turn the bimbo deficit around, more power to them. But your post is off topic because it’s about keggin’, not shaggin’.
The GOP has been sadly deficient in this department. It’s like being a Catholic and noticing that all your authority figures are buggering altar boys. Meanwhile, you look over at the Baptists and notice how the ministers are screwing like minks. How long before you feel like jumping ship?
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[li]Al Sharpton. Ugh. What a disgusting image. Sorry I mentioned it. I apologize. **[/li][/QUOTE]
HEY! I’ve met Kathy Jordan Sharpton and she is damn good looking. She is also a very talented professional singer and an all around good person.
The first time she was in our office, nobody even introduced us, but someone asked me a question and used my name. The next time she called, she called me by name and asked how I was doing. It was a really nice thing to do.
Not that I want her husband to be President. I prefer that Clinton’s wife get the job.
My vote goes to Kerry. He may only be shagging his wife, but she’s very, very wealthy (which is sexy in an of itself) and she’s also very straightforward and says exactly what’s on her mind (which is also sexy). Rich and outspoken - sign me up.
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*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious *
[B[li]Joe Lieberman. Has a squeaky-clean image. But he could have an inside track because of his connections to Al Gore, who invented adultery.**[/li][/QUOTE]
No, no, no. Gore invented the Internet. If Lieberman has an inside track to anything, it’s online porn.
