Which Dino Are You?

T-rex. A T-rex that likes garden salads.

OMG. I answered the questions as honestly as possible, but in the back of my mind hoped I ended up as my favorite dinosaur - the stegosaurus. And that’s exactly what I am, along with 6% of the test takers.

I’m a stegosaurus too. Oo! Spiky!

I’m T Rex, and I don’t have to reach my weenie; I just make Diplodocus an offer he can’t refuse.

I’m an Allosaurus. Should we perhaps get matching jerseys?

And may I add that in Jurassic, weenie reaches you?

Mighty, mighty T-Rex. absolute tyrant of the dinos! I mean, if that’s OK with you guys. And I’m feeling a mite peckish, so if anybody is going to croak soon, it would be nice to let me know, I can just sort of hang around, you know, wait for the right time, don’t want to be pushy, or anything.

Then maybe a few of us hot studs can get together, go look for some cloaca.

I’m a Velociraptor. My day is made. :cool:

Test? Test? I don’t need no steeeekeeng test!

I know where I stand.

Weird, it claims that I’m an Archaeoraptor. :wink:

What isn’t known from the fossil record is that stegosaurs had poison-filled spines (or “thags”). Each thag held about a liter of poison, which was about as deadly as poison arrow frog toxin. Some stegosaurs had different poisons in each individual spine, which would cause an array of terrifying and, ultimately, fatal effects. If a predator dinosaur was so unlucky as to be hit with all four spines (called “getting the full four liters”…at least, I think dinosaurs were on the metric system) then the predator would suffer from hallucinations, paralysis, explosive decompressive diarrhea, skin failure, protruding eyeballs, foaming at the crotch, and bouts of moderate to severe screaming. In other words, similar effects to freebasing 7-11 nacho cheese.

Another Allosaurus checking in.

I too, am a velociraptor!

This almost sounds like it would be fun.
I’m another T-Rex. I was hoping for Ankylosaurus. Or Compsognathus.

I’m a parasaurolophus! I’m duck-billed and known for my bizarre head adornments!

At last, I feel like I know who I am…

We need to form a pack. The other’s in this thread look like good eatin’

And me as well, although the “This dino was a show off” really has me perplexed. How can a loner, nerd, vegetarian be a show off, meat eater? Hmm…

Another t.rex here. Which is interesting because that’s my husband’s nickname.

Welcome to the club. Leafy greens are on your left, small mammals are on the right

Another tyrant lizard king checking in. I had no idea T. rex was built like a ballerina.

Is there software so that we could take that ballet-dancing hippo scene in Fantasia and replace the hippo with Tyranosauri? That would be cool.

'Course, if they found out, the Disney lawyers would eat our children.