Which early Christian heresy are you?

Great Debates
61

Somebody has waaaay too much time on their hands.

62

Well I answered Fascicle 6, and still got monophysitism, so it probably didn’t have any effect.

63

Stop! Stop! You’re making me long for the days when I could kill* all of you and get an express ticket to Heaven. Alas! the hard times the Roman Church has fallen on. :frowning:

    • Note to Mods: Not me, personally. I would never kill my fellow Dopers. I would have people to do it for me.
64

Names? Prices? Extra charges for Mods?

65

Well, that would be the orthodox answer.

66

I might be movin’ to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin’ it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn’t
Have no boss,
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I’d leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else…
but then, on the other hand
I’d Keep the wax N’ melt it down
Pluck some Floss N’ swish it aroun’
I’d have me a crop
An’ it’d be on top

  • Frank Zappa

I knew I’d be a match - I’m a Zappa fan.