Which fictional mystery would you like to be solved?

For me it’s this: I’d like to know what happened at Troy McClure’s aquarium incident. But then, maybe I better don’t really …So, what’s yours? (can be anything, books, movies, TV)

I’ll say 'what did Bill Murray’s character whisper to Scarlett Johannson’s in Lost in Translation, because the auteur (Sofia Coppola) probably really did have something other than a joke-on-the-audience in mind. (Which is why I won’t say 'what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction’ because it would certainly have been a joke of some kind.)

Which of the nazis in Hogan’s Heroes was the deep cover spy “Nimrod”?

Did the creators of Magnum PI seriously intend that Higgins was Robin Masters? (because that would be stupid)

What was “the noodle incident”?

What happened to Chuck Cunningham?

What was Shepherd Book’s past, and why did he know so much about the Operative?

Exactly who, or what, was Tom Bombadil?

If Victor von Doom was expelled for his college experimentation, why does he call himself Doctor Doom?

If Reed Richards wasn’t expelled and presumably received his Ph.D, why does he call himself Mister Fantastic?

Who assaulted Ronette Pulaski? Yes, I know it was Killer Bob, but who did he possess when he did it? He possessed [SPOILER ALERT] Leland Palmer when he killed Laura Palmer, but is that who he possessed when he assaulted Ronette Pulaski, or was it someone else.

Also, did Ronette ever come out of her coma?

Exactly what did Calvin perpetrate in “The Noodle Incident?” (Or if in some freak chance he wasn’t responsible, who was?)

According to the producers, he received an 8-year basketball scholarship to the university of Upper Mongolia.

I came here to say The Noodle Incident too.

I’d like to know particulars about Conan Doyle / Holmes’s Giant Rat of Sumatra.

What was thrown of the Tallahatchee Bridge?

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who wrote the Book of Love? (And can I get a copy?)

What happened to Love Potions 1 through 8?

Did the Russian survive Paulie’s apparent shot to the head in the Pine Barrens? Where did he go?

What’s 14 k of g in a f p d?

So why is a raven like a writing-desk?

In Tana French’s novel In the Woods wtf happened in the woods?!

They both have inky quills?

Poe composed poetry on both?

There are several other “solutions,” but I’ve let my membership in the Alice Nerd Society lapse and don’t remember them.

Meanwhile, I wish someone would tell me what “diddy wah diddy” means…