Which Goddess Are You?
41.7% Aphrodite
…your femininity and passionate spirit are the controlling forces in your life. You tend to be charismatic and self-assured, comfortable with your body and unrestrained sexually.
33.3% Artemis
…your independent spirit belongs to no one but yourself. Your body is vibrant, your attitude robust and your manner vigorous and alive. You are driven by physical rather than mental energy.
16.7% Hera
…you tend to find fulfillment in relationships and look on marriage as a permanent union. In marriage, you feel no sense of frustration or resentment, because you are an equal partner with your spouse.
8.3% Athena
…you are bright-eyed, shrewd, resourceful and inventive. With friends, you are the wise counselor
0% Hestia
…you understand the value of having your own sacred place
0% Persephone
…you have most likely experienced great loss in your life
Well, for the chick version I have to say that its pretty accurate, and pretty close to how I hope to be perceived. Neglecting the whole femininity aspects and all ;). There were a few aspects that were lacking in the questions, and I don’t think thats a guy vs chick thing. I mean there was never a single point there TV was listed as an option…as if men are the only couch potatos.
The Greek God Test
30% Poseidon
…he was not a faithful husband. …can inspire positive change in your life, their adventurous nature sometimes gets the better of them, leading them to encourage risky behavior. Poseidon men may also be quarrelsome; they have a reputation for having difficult personalities.
20% Zeus
…has two very different aspects of his personality. He was believed to be the god of justice and mercy and protector of the weak. Yet he was also known as a lecherous, philandering husband …like to be in control of their work and personal lives. …born politicians. They are intellectual and surround themselves with people who admire and respect them. While they are capable of passion (Zeus men are great lovers) and even romance (heck, they’ll do just about anything to get a girl!), they’re not skilled at forming long-lasting, monogamous bonds. In fact, in relationships, Zeus men are often aloof and incapable of experiencing the inner growth that comes from being in committed, long-term relationships.
20% Dionysus
…have a mysterious quality that often draws the attention – and sometimes the worship – of women. They are imaginative, intuitive and inspirational. Dionysus men are good and gentle to those who respect and pay attention to them, but to those who wrong them, they are dangerous foes. Dating a Dionysus man can feel blissful and comfortable (they have feminine qualities), and don’t be surprised if any former inhibitions you once had suddenly disappear. Falling for such a man usually means falling hard, which can make the breakup (if there is one) much more painful. Dionysus men have a way of making women feel more feminine, and often more emotional, too. They bring a sense of freedom that can feel liberating, yet also scary. For those who can handle this newfound flexibility and freedom, a relationship with a Dionysus man can be life changing in the most positive way; for those who cannot handle this sudden departure from a routine, ordered existence, such a relationship can be disturbing, even destructive.
10% Hermes
…has both positive and negative qualities. Men who embody Hermes’ qualities are friendly and can bring great gain – often unexpected – to people. However, they can also be crafty and deceiving, and may have reputations as tricksters. Hermes men are not especially heroic or dignified, but they are clever and witty. Hermes men are full of energy and spontaneity, and delight in spurring friends out of their routine. If you are with a Hermes man, no doubt he enjoys discussing his dreams and goals and encourages you to value your own. Hermes men are constantly trying to move forward and transform – themselves and those close to them.
10% Hades
…may be rather grim, but they are not evil. That said, they are often unforgiving, unpitying and rather hard-hearted. If your man is like Hades, don’t be surprised if he is not satisfied with his lot in life, as Hades was displeased when he became ruler of the underworld while his brothers controlled the sky and the sea. Typically antisocial, Hades men are more comfortable at home alone. They are familiar with dark emotions and do not shy away from them. And while Hades men are not especially sympathetic, they can help others learn from bad experiences. Hades men can bring enlightenment and renewal to your life. Watch out, though, because they are often the trigger of loss and suffering.
10% Apollo
…may have a youthful quality, which can spell trouble. …are capable of growth. As mature adults, they are characterized as self-aware, balanced, rational and eager to live a harmonious, honest life (evolved Apollo men never lie). They are noble, reasonable and – usually – quite handsome. They go for neat, well-kept women who fit into their ordered lives. Falling in love scares Apollo men because it can be so chaotic and unexplainable. Yet they do seek love and are displeased when their love is not returned. If you ever break up with an Apollo man, watch out - their revenge can be harsh. In love, they insist on controlling the relationship, and can also be detached and dispassionate.
0% Hephaestus
…extraordinarily creative, interested in the arts and dedicated to their work; their talents are their strong suit. They are not comfortable when it comes to love and seem lost in the world of intimacy, yet they like children.
0% Ares
…thrive on conflict. As lovers, they may pick fights, display jealousy and act impulsively. Ares men are competitive, adventurous and live life to the fullest. Men who embody Ares qualities have a passionate for instinct for life - and love! Their unlimited energy can be used positively or negatively. While their mindless aggression can get them into criminal trouble, their assertiveness, courage and quest for achievement can lead to revolutionary advances in business, sports and elsewhere.
It was hard to answer some of these questions because of the way it asks from the outside, and asks what things drive you nuts about “him”. I think i have a few of those qualities, but how do i say which quality is most annoying to some fictional chicky. Fun, but oddly I think pretending to be a woman is more easily converted to my personality than it is to do the guy version and answer everything as to how I’m perceived.
I also noticed that the goddesses point out the good points of the women they represent, but the gods point out the bad points of the men they represent. Not very healthy IMHO, lets just hope that all women aren’t so biased.