I am Charles the Mad.
Been there, done that.
I am the real Emperor Joshua Abraham Norton – and all you pretenders will be dealt with appropriately.
No, I am Charles VI of France.
No, I am Charles VI of France!
No you’re not - I am!! Now get out of my Empire!
Tesla? Damnit, I was hoping for Herman Kahn!
I’m Stephen, and so is my wife!
I am Ludwig II, the Swan King of Bavaria. A bit ostentatious, but I’ll take it.
Death by drowning doesn’t sound pleasant, though…
Another Ludwig II reporting in…now where’s my sea-shell boat?
Will the real Emperor Norton please stand up?
stands up
Thank you!
I’m Emperor Norton too. Please meet my wife.
Seems the lunatic database has some pretty severe limitations. You’d think with all the lunatics in recorded human history there’d be a little bit wider of a (butterfly) net being cast here.
Another Caligula here.
Heh. I got Charles the VI of France, too, but some of my answers directly contradicted getting Charles so I think that’s messed up. I think I’ll try again and change my answers on the questions I was undecided about.
Caligula, also.
You have to love this:
“Although you only reigned for four years, brief even by Roman standards, you still managed to garner a reputation as a cruel, extravagant and downright insane despot.”
Does it get any better?
Joshua Abraham Norton here.
Yeah, no kidding. How come no-one here is Van Gogh, or Nietzsche, or anybody listed here?
There’s so many of us Pope Stephen VII…or possibly VI’s here, we should form a club. Of course, after I eliminate you all, I’ll be the only member!!!
What am I gonna do with all these fingers?
No, I am Charles VI of France.
(Guy drilled holes in his head. What’s not to love?)
I’m Charlery the Sixth, I am. Charlery the Sixth, I am, I am.
Another Caligula here. I’m sure my students would agree with the assessment.