Caligula.
Time to party!
Tiramisu.
Another Caligula here!
I was actually quite a decent chap. Just misunderstood 
I am the one true Caligula! Party at the colliseum.
I, sir, am William John Cavendish-Bentick-Scott.
Nein! Nein! It is I who am Ludwig II!
Maybe we can arrange to be Co-Ludwigs? One week, you wear the Lud and I’ll wear the wig. Then we’ll switch.
So you invented this death ray I’m hearing so much about…
'nother Norton I here. I almost dressed up as the Emperor for Halloween, and I’m sure I’ll do that one of these years. As a Discordian Pope, the comparison is a major honor.
I am the sixth Charles the VI of France.
Say that three times fast.
I suspect that all of us Joshua Abraham Nortons are loved.
My condolences to the Teslas.
I am William John Cavendish-Bentinck-Scott, the Fifth Duke of Portland
Me too, quite remarkable since I don´t even have US citizenship, but I digress…
There can be only one Emperor Noron so what should it be?, pistols at dawn or calamari at dinner?
Thank you, The Flying Dutchman, I needed those condolences…
Brendon
Anent W.J.C. Bentinck-Scott and J.A. Norton:
Isn’t it just typical? San Francisco has an emperor, but Portland only rates a duke.
I’d take Viscount of Vancouver if it’s free.
I am Ludwig II, the Swan King of Bavaria. Awesome.
I believe the Portland to which my title refers is this one:
I totally dig that the chicken of exeter is the Swan King of Bavaria.
Oh really? :dubious: That’s what it said about me. Hmmmm.
Is the Lud dry-clean only?