Caligula.
Time to party!
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]
What am I gonna do with all these fingers?
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Tiramisu.
Another Caligula here!
I was actually quite a decent chap. Just misunderstood 
I am the one true Caligula! Party at the colliseum.
I, sir, am William John Cavendish-Bentick-Scott.
[QUOTE=Buckler of Swashing]
I’m Ludwig II, The Swan King of Bavaria!
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Nein! Nein! It is I who am Ludwig II!
Maybe we can arrange to be Co-Ludwigs? One week, you wear the Lud and I’ll wear the wig. Then we’ll switch.
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
I’m Nicola Tesla.
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So you invented this death ray I’m hearing so much about…
'nother Norton I here. I almost dressed up as the Emperor for Halloween, and I’m sure I’ll do that one of these years. As a Discordian Pope, the comparison is a major honor. ![]()
I am the sixth Charles the VI of France.
Say that three times fast.
I suspect that all of us Joshua Abraham Nortons are loved.
My condolences to the Teslas.
I am William John Cavendish-Bentinck-Scott, the Fifth Duke of Portland
[QUOTE=Czarcasm]
Another Emperor Norton here.
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Me too, quite remarkable since I don´t even have US citizenship, but I digress…
There can be only one Emperor Noron so what should it be?, pistols at dawn or calamari at dinner?
[QUOTE=The Flying Dutchman]
My condolences to the Teslas.
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Thank you, The Flying Dutchman, I needed those condolences…
Brendon
Anent W.J.C. Bentinck-Scott and J.A. Norton:
Isn’t it just typical? San Francisco has an emperor, but Portland only rates a duke.
I’d take Viscount of Vancouver if it’s free.
I am Ludwig II, the Swan King of Bavaria. Awesome.
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
Isn’t it just typical? San Francisco has an emperor, but Portland only rates a duke.
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I believe the Portland to which my title refers is this one:
I totally dig that the chicken of exeter is the Swan King of Bavaria.
[QUOTE=vivalostwages]
I am Joshua Abraham Norton, first and only Emperor of the United States of America.
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Oh really? :dubious: That’s what it said about me. Hmmmm.
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
Nein! Nein! It is I who am Ludwig II!
Maybe we can arrange to be Co-Ludwigs? One week, you wear the Lud and I’ll wear the wig. Then we’ll switch.
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Is the Lud dry-clean only?