Which I made an Aubrey/Maturin-inspired feast

Picked up Lobscouse and Spotted Dick from the library, and naturally had to do a fairly epic meal. I went primarily for the unfamiliar foods, so, my menu was:

Alamode Beef
Bashed Neeps
Leeks (ok, I cheated here to get another vegetable in)
Sea-Pie
Spotted Dog with Custard Sauce

And it was fun! The Alamode Beef was amazing, and larding is much faster and more satisfying than I’d expected. For $2.99 beef (and in San Francisco, at that) it was exceedingly tender and delicious. Bacon and mushrooms never hurt. I forgot to season the bacon before it went into the beef, so I ended up just seasoning the beef with the nutmeg/clove/mace/cider vinegar which was intended for the bacon, but I still ended up with a nice, understated nutmeggy flavor that I’d definitely do again.

I’m always a tuber fan, so Bashed Neeps weren’t too unfamiliar, but the Balmagowry went gave them a nice, if very slight, sour taste that made them go down quite nicely. The leeks I just sautéed, but were also tasty.

Sea-Pie - well, not such a huge success. To begin with, I have to fess up that I used a springform pan instead of making it free-standing - I forgot to allow for drying time, and I was in a hurry. Still, the crust was both incredibly fun to make (lardy/buttery enough that I didn’t need to flour the board I kneaded on, and squishy and warm between the fingers) and fairly tasty where it got cooked. The main problem was that the inner crust didn’t get cooked at all - it ended up about the consistency of melted cheese, but with a less-than-stellar floury taste. The outer and bottom crusts had maybe a quarter inch of crisp, baked texture, fading to sort of moist dough on the inside. The forcemeat (chicken, bacon, and mushrooms) was VERY good, and the filling was ok, although a little overdone by the time the crust was browned. So, sort of mediocre - I may make more forcemeat for something, since it was fun and relatively easy, but I’m not so sure about more multi-deck pies. I would like to do a proper raised pie, but I’d skip the inner crust, and make the outer crust thinner, if possible, to avoid so much gooing of the the inside.

As for Spotted Dog - I had a hell of a time finding suet - found a couple places that would special-order it, but not in time. The one place that carried it regularly was out because their supplier was busy doing turkeys for thanksgiving. I ended up getting a butcher to save some miscellaneous beef fat for me, and picking out the least-bloody bits I could. I also don’t think I froze it long enough before grating it, because a fair amount ended up smeared all over my food processor (it looked deceptively like lox schmear, in fact), but I eventually made the damned thing. Unfortunately, my pot boiled dry, my pudding cloth charred horribly (thank god for the dollar store) and the bottom crust of the pudding got a little burnt. Fortunately, the consistency was such that the burnt bits pretty much just flaked off, and I ended up with a slightly smaller, but undeniably delicious pudding! Especially with custard sauce! It was much drier than I expected, never having had a suet pudding before, but that just made it match the sauce better. I’ve also never had cooked currants before - they were much tarter than I’d expected, which was nice - I was a little afraid they’d end up too sweet, like baked raisins can be. I’m definitely doing another one - I put in an order for some proper suet, and I think Thanksgiving may call for a Jam Roly-Poly.

Has anyone else tried out the book? I’d especially like to hear if anyone has tried raised pies, but generally speaking, I think old-school cookery is fascinating, and I’d love to hear tales. All in all, I call mine a success. Now I just need to rig up a spit to try out some of the other recipes…

I’ve got to dig out my copy. My wife and I, back in our pre-child days, often kicked back grog that we made from its recipe. And my wife baked cookies from it at least once…macaroons, maybe? I can’t quite recall.

I’ve never had the urge to eat anything Jack Aubrey ate. Sometimes I can’t even read about them. Penguins. Turtles. Dolphins.
But congratulations. I’m just not as brave as you, Sir. :slight_smile:

Oh, I’m not THAT brave. I skipped the Millers in Onion Sauce, for instance.
I do want to try turtle, though

It’s not authentic Royal Navy cuisine if you don’t add the weevils.

No, man. They are quite old by the time they are large enough to eat. Those terrapins you see in your yard are fifty by the time they are full sized. Can you imagine spending fifty years three inches abouv the ground and getting whacked by a car? They need every break they can get. :slight_smile:

I also made a spotted dog. After some fruitless searching around town for suet, it turned out my local supermarket had it in the “novelty meats” case - where they have tripe & pigs feet and the like. I also found you need to freeze it for a while or else it turns to mush when you grate it.

I tried making hardtack once as well. I guess it came out OK, but there’s not much flavor to it. I’m saving some for 2 years and then I’ll try to make plum duff with it. Hopefully it’ll get all weevily by then as well.

I’d love to try a raised pie like you did. I seem to remember you’re supposed to blind bake it before filling it - am I wrong about that?

Unfortunately, my Galapagos Island shaped baking dishes are still on back order from Williams-Sonoma, so I haven’t been able to make the Galapagos Island shaped pudding with spun sugar latitude & longitude lines.

Soused pig’s face.

I have a copy of that book. It’s great fun to read, but there aren’t three recipes in there that I would actually eat.

Well, in the ‘About Raised Pies’ section, they say to let the coffin harden completely. In the recipe, it says chill for at least one hour. I think I ended up freezing mine for about half an hour due to time considerations, so that might be my problem. However, it was mostly the inner deck that needed more baking, but since you have to seal that to the coffin, I just don’t see how you could do that.

Not even the puddings?

OK. I’m probably confusing sea pies with Alton Brown’s lemon meringue pie, where you prebake the crust. A common mistake.

Actually, wouldn’t an Aubrey/Maturin themed episode of “Good Eats” be amazing? I bet he could get Galapagos shaped baking dishes.

Sloth! But you have to debauch it first.

Wait, I’m confused…

No, I don’t much like puddings in general, and particularly not the suet puddings. :slight_smile:

Shouldn’t that be “Spotted Dog”?

Wasn’t Spotted Dick a midshipman with bad acne?

Well, apparently both Dick and Dog mean ‘dough’, so I’m going to claim technical equivalence on that one. Clearly not a Freudian Slip, no sir.

What you’ve done is mentally substitute the more common, modern name for the somewhat obscure older version used in the book. Perfectly understandable.