Wildlife. I think it’s pretty insulting to become another animals poo.
My grandfather was killed after being struck in the head with an O’possum made airborne by Hurricane Sylvia, so I’m not sure where I stand on this issue.
Heh. I lived in the Marshall Islands for a year when I was a kid - I clearly remember the police patrolling the streets during a tropical storm, telling people to stay the hell indoors for fear of ballistic coconuts.
Choking to death on a chicken drumstick is the stupidiest way I can think of to die, so I guess you could call that wildlife.
This was exactly my thought process as well. Killed by a meteorite? The odds are so fantastic and completely unforeseeable, it would be like the Universe was totally cheating.
Meteorite. Especially if it travells down the telescope you were using to look at it with like a Hathcock sniper shot.
Well, really “dead is dead”, but I chose “meteorite”… as in “The universe is SO done with you that it threw a rock at YOU AND NOBODY ELSE, from a million miles away. Now that is a hearty middle finger pointed RIGHT at you”.
Index We Trust. The middle… not so much.
I put weather as #1. As most insulting. Though I see it as most embarrassing.
Probably because of where I live. I hear about plenty of folks that die in avalanches. Or they simply get lost or are not prepared. And most of them know the danger they are putting themselves (and their rescuers in). I think it’s easier to prepare for weather.
I put wildlife as #2. You can also be prepared for that. At least to an extent. I do worry about my Wife when she runs around here. She takes our dogs and pepper spray.
IMHO, if you get hit by a meteorite, ‘God’ had your zip code and home address. Nothing you can do about it.
If the OP means insulting as in being ‘smote’ “you’re out of here”, I would reverse the order.