Everyone else gets them - crushed by falling duck; drowning while bobbing for apples - but not me!!! No, I am destined to die being struck down by a meteor*, probably along with millions of others… Typical, even in death I follow the crowd…
Here’s the offending site… How are you destined to die???
Grim
*or possibly a meteorite, the site can’t make up its mind
I’m doomed t’ be stung to death by a swarm of killer bees, then.
If I’m being stung to death, how th’ heck do I call a beekeeper? “Hello? Beekeepers-R-Us? I’m being killed right now, can you do something about that?” 
I will be drowned while bobbing for apples … and the question in my mind is: by whom?
I’ll be impaled from a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jet. And I didn’t even know those things had urinary tracts.
Crushed by a duck, yippie!
Slaughtered attempting beastiality with a Kodiac!
…what, again?
Not sure how I’ll die, however I do know what I’d like my gravestone to say:
“Death by Misadventure”
Oh, yeah, that’s for me.
I’m going to be squashed by a giant duck, while Joel will be barbecued by an angry dragon.
Me too!
Note to self: never travel with Lsura.
Hey, so am I! You better stay away from my bear, beeyatch!
Decapitated by cannibalistic head-hunters!
wow. I need to stay home tonight.
Now, if they’re cannibalistic, will they eat my head, or save it as a trophy? I do have an incredibly large noggin…
Looks like the Giant Duck will get me, too.
Mauled by a Mob of Midgets!
At least my death is alliterative.
I’m getting the meteor…
I never knew ACME[sup]TM[/sup] made meteors…
Oh well…MEEP…SPLAT…
Me too!
Head hunters :eek:
When your death comes, you will be
leap from a tall building in a superman constume!
And apparently lose all my grammar skills in the process.
Struck by a train at a railroad crossing!
Dear God no! That is truly one of my biggest fears! It’s not helped by the fact that my friend told me that one time she was driving across the railroad tracks and the drop-down barrier things CAME DOWN OVER HER CAR!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Struck by a Meteor!
Slaughtered attempting beastiality with a Kodiac!
What a grizzly end. Imagine the how the coroner will explain these findings.
I’m sure your family will keep this hush hush!
Wow! That is deffinatly an interesting ending!
Gravity and Lucretia you want to go out to the woods sometime?