I’m doing an informal study of what happens if I don’t do some silly paperwork that I think isn’t important and /or checked by another human.
I thought I’d be called out for my badass rule-breaking.
But nope. No one has said anything and the Earth hasn’t burst into flame (yet).
I treat “use by” dates as suggestions, doing a quick taste-test if something is moderately expired or tossing it if it’s expired by a time measured in years.
(Anybody else visualizing these items as part of one of Stephen Colbert’s Midnight Confessions?)
I use the internet for personal purposes at work. Hence this posting… and most of my other weekday, daytime postings.
I routinely check the box vowing that I’ve read the user agreement terms and conditions, yet I never have. Including on this site…
I void warranties.
I ride on the footpaths where not doing so would result in my swift flattening by a truck.
I also don’t read EULAs. Is this a thing that’s actually been done by a human, ever?
I don’t touch on my travel card when I’ve already hit the daily maximum cost and a on ‘free’ time
You should probably follow that one most of the time.
I won’t look you in the eye when I speak to you, or else I’ll look intensely straight at you for just a little too long.
Any explicit order I am given, I will ignore or, more likely, do the opposite of.
I willingly follow the small rules (cross at the lights etc.) and try to slide around the big rules.
Nifty.
To carelessly split infinitives gives me great delight.
I use less when I mean fewer, all the time.
I wish death on other posters at least once a day. Sure, I don’t post about it, but* that’s* not the rule. I could be doing in about you right now. Yes, you!
All that I can and never to answer the questions asked
That bullshit grammar thing about quotes absorbing punctuation that follows them.
You’re just writing English instead of American. 
(The Brits don’t do the weird trick with quotation marks - they just treat it logically.)
Sometimes I use the Oxford comma, sometimes I don’t. It depends on the sentence.
I doln’t even know what thew rules are. I do as I please, and if it happens to be in compliance with a rule, that’s a coincidence.
Sometimes I observe people who are already there, and do things in a way that avoids pesky conflicts. Like driving on the right.
Rule about rules: Rules are to guide the wise and command the foolish.
I do not sort, stain treat, pre-soak, or soften my laundry. Just throw them in the washer together with a pod and then throw the wet clothes into the dryer.
Well, that’s a fake rule anyway.
I wear ribbed condoms inside out, for MY pleasure.:smack::eek:
I mismatch impedance between amps and cabs.
I throw stuff in the quarry:rolleyes:
:D:D:D
I’ve read a few, just out of curiosity. Some have some really weird bits. iTunes specifically forbids that its software is used to pilot a plane or in the manufacture of chemical, biological or nuclear weaponry. I hope the vast majority of Dopers follow those rules.
I scorn use by dates, especially on fruit and vegetables. Washing is bunged in the machine, dark and light colours together, no soaking, no pre-treatment other than emptying pocketses. And as for ‘serving sizes’ I note them only to ridicule them.