Zorac goes along for the ride sometimes, but Moltar has a thing for the ladies…
CalMeacham is correct… Lobo… It’s not likely it’s a fraggin’ FACT!!!
Duff Man!
What, no Harvey Birdman (Attorney at Law)?
OK, how about Zorak, then?
Well, there was that time Alfred woke up to the sounds of the hooker yelling for help. She was tied to the bed and Master Bruce was lying unconsious nearby, in his Batman costume…
I immediately thought of Batman.
He’s supposed to be all “dark” and stuff, so he probably likes it nice and dirty.
I’m surprised nobody has suggested Wolverine yet. Due to his superb healing powers, the hookers can’t even give him the clap! So he’d probably pop over any time he wanted to.
Batman?
Guy Gardner always seems like a likely candidate.
The only way Guy could get some is by paying for it.
He’s probably sad enough to wish something up with his ring… just as I am sad enough to even think of it
in Animal Man, there was a charcter called The Notional Man that visited prostitutes, only…
his power was that bits of him would come off his body and well…
most of the girls just couldn’t tolerate it.
I was going to suggest Logan because of the rough places he frequents and the women he ahs been in relationships or fixated on when I still read comics (Yukio, Jean Gray) were mostly out of his league by conventional standards, so why wouldn’t he have a madonna/whore complex?
Blue Beetle always came across like as an immature and slightly perverted goofy frat boy type to me, especially when around women like Fire and Ice, so I could see him going to hookers.
A lot of the characters from Marshal Law might have frequented hookers, but that was probably just to kill them, since weren’t most of the superpowered characters crazy, impotent, or both?
I possibly could see Captain Marvel/Shazam going to a dominatrix. Stuff’s just got to be welling up all repressed under that exterior of his:
“Everybody sees me as this clean cut wholesome hero guy, and women just don’t go for that uptight whitebread crap. I want some woman to tell me how naughty I’ve been. Captain Marvel’s been a bad boy… By the way, how would I tell you my ‘safe’ word with this ball gag in my mouth?”
Wonderman
Um, you do remember that Captain Marvel is a twelve-year-old boy, right? He probably just sneaks into strip clubs, sips a beer and giggles all night.
I second Logan. I’ll add Zauriel (he around any more?), an angel who fell from Heaven due to his amorous interests. Oh, sure, he’d try to justify it by syaing he’s doing the whole “Mary Magdalene” thing.
But Jesus never tipped so well.
On the villainous side. Catwoman was a prostitute, of course, prior to her career as a theif. I can see most of Flash’s “Rogues Gallery” going in for professional relief. They’re all pretty hardened (heh) badasses now, but still too goofy to pick up their own groupies.
The only problem is, when the Flash vibrates his body, he passes right through solid objects.
“Sorry, honey, I fell out again. And through the bed. And through the floor below the bed.”
In Grant Morrison’s run of Doom Patrol, Rebis has sex with a prostitute. During Rachel Pollack’s subsequent run, the prostitute herself, who acquired powers as a result of the encounter, became a regular character (Kate/Coagula).
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I’ve never seen any Green Lantern since the '60s (except the famous “there’s skins you ain’t never bothered with” episode from the '70s). What exactly is the deal with Guy Gardner? I just remember seeing an ad in one of the Doom Patrol books I mentioned above showing a smiling Guy Gardner surrounded by other characters who were sneering like he was a cockroach, and it made me curious. So what was/is wrong with him?
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Um, DNFTT? Isn’t this, like, Scumpup’s fifth prurient superhero drive-by threads in two days?
Compliments to you for a great headline.
Sole purpose of this post.
FWIW, he’s 15 or 16 now, and sort of dating Stargirl (the Star Spangled Kid)
Captain Cold has been shown with a prostitute at least once. Of course, he’d taken her to a hockey game, but that was probably his idea of foreplay.
I was going to say Guy Gardner too. At least back when he was still a Green Lantern. Nowadays I’m not so sure.