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Fawlty Towers - the scene where the car breaks down and Basil gives it a thrashing it won’t forget with a tree branch
Family Guy - where they are supposed to be working out their anger issues and start fighting
The Simpsons - the scene where Marge imagines what Catholic heaven is like and they all start Riverdancing
There was a Letterman years ago where a [del]heavily pregnant Demi Moore[/del] stunt woman/gymnast started doing back flips across the stage
The first episode of Tenacious D had me in stitches–the tears/rolling on the floor moment coming when JB flies into a rage and calls Kyle a f’ing bitch.
Blackadder II was one of those shows I didn’t expect to be as hilarious as it was. I think it was the “Head” episode that piled up the laughs until I cried - when Blackadder’s gang are trying to prevent a visiting widow from discovering that her husband was executed ahead of schedule so as to have the middle of the week off by the new Lord High Executioner (Blackadder himself, of course) by having a proxy pretend to be her husband with a bag over his head (Blackadder himself, of course).
“Your husband… May not look quite as you remember him.”
“I am prepared to accept that he will have lost some weight in prison…”
“Yes. And, some height.” (Greeted with dumbfounded stare)
“Next you’ll tell me his arm’s grown back.” (Dumbfounded stare returned)
There’s been a few shows mentioned here, Fawlty Towers, Frasier and Blackadder among them, that I’ve ached laughing at so I’ll mention another: Father Ted.
It’s hard to describe why I found these bits so funny, but I did:
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The all-priest Kraftwerk tribute band
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Ted, in conjunction with a small black mark on a window, making some unfortunate gestures
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Ted repairing the car that was supposed to be the raffle prize
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Pretty much the entirety of the episode Speed 3
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The discussion of perspective
Family Guy - Meg: “I can’t taste salt!” (Took me 3 times seeing it before the joke finally landed, and then I nearly fell off my couch laughing.)
Mr. Bean playing with the nativity scene: “Baaa…” “SHHH!!”
There’s a British show about old people and the old lady was cleaning the bathtub. She goes to her husband: “You could stuff a mattress with all this pubic hair!”
Sounds like “One foot in the Grave”
MASH: The one in which they use Radar’s rabbit for a pregnancy test. Instead of (as usual) killing the rabbit, Hawkeye removes its ovaries. Margaret thanks Radar, and he says, “I know you would’ve done the same for my pet.”
I have never laughed so hard in my life. My whole family lost it.
Other great moments:
Colin Mochrie as “Captain Hair” on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
The “Money” and “Chains” episodes (“Plushie?”) of Blackadder 2.
Niles and Lilith hooking up on Frasier.
The video game version of the study group on Community.
The lie detector episode of Barney Miller. (Dietrich is asked where he was born. He said he didn’t remember. “It happened such a long, long time ago…in a galaxy far, far away.” The lie detector indicates that he’s being truthful.)
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I Love Lucy both “Vitameatavegimin” and the chocolate factory one.
Also, the WKRP Thanksgiving day turkey massacre.
While I agree with Rick that Night Court has a ton of these moments, I can pick out a specific one: The episode (titled “Mac’s Dilemma”) where a Japanese businessman keels over dead in the courtroom, and Bull is placed in charge of keeping the body safe until his American handler arrives to claim it. He puts it in a motorized wheelchair, and when his back is briefly turned, a child turns on the motor, sending the chair into an open elevator, leading to the following exchange:
Harry: Bull, how could you lose a dead Japanese industrialist?
Bull (with the most sheepish look on his face): He outsmarted me, sir.
Harry: Outsmarted you?! Bull, a corpse is a corpse!
Dan: Of course, of course.
I have two picks from the Simpsons (everyone has some, don’t they. I’m sure I can think of more without much effort), the $pringfield episode:
Lisa, to Homer: I had a bad dream, I dreamt the bogey man was after me.
Home: Aaah! The bogey man! (runs into Bart’s room, wakes him up) I don’t want to alarm you, but I have a report that there may be a bogey man or bogey men in the house!
(Cut to Marge coming home and finding Homer and the kids hiding behind the couch with a shotgun pointed at the door)
Marge: What happened?
Homer: Oh, nothing…just a little problem with the BOGEY MAN! (throws down the shotgun, which discharges)
and, from the episode “Marge Gets a Job”: the setup is that Bart has been faking illness to constantly get out of tests (ohh, my ovaries!), and he gets several lectures about the “Boy who Cried Wolf”:
Krusty’s guest, a zookeeper: This is an Alaskan Timber Wolf - his jaws can bite through a parking meter! But he’ll be OK, as long as there aren’t any loud noises.
(sirens go off)
Krusty (shouting): Did you just say “LOUD”? That’s our word of the day!
(the wolf breaks free of its chain and runs into the elementary school, where Bart has been sent out into the hallway to take his long-delayed test. The Mrs. Krabappel sees Bart through the window of the classroom door, yelling “Wolf! Wolf!” but she ignores him.
Groundkeeper Willie: All right, wolfie - put down that hors doeuvre, it’s time for the main course!
(Bart hands in his mangled test paper, “admits” that nothing had really happened to him, and collapses. I don’t recall the exact dialog)
(later, Willie consoles the wolf) Don’t worry about it - I’ve been wrestlin’ the likes of you since you were at your mother’s teat.
The Simpsons has become so omnipresent, you occasionally need to be reminded of just how awesome it is.
Raising Hope has a ton of little funny bits, too. One that stands out is when Burt is in the background sucking the air out of empty 2-liter soda bottles to flatten them for the recycling bin. He stands up, takes a couple of steps, and says, “Oh, it’s like a tunnel” and collapses.
Night Court – Some crazy guy who thinks he’s a space alien is brought before the bench:
Crazy Guy: I can’t breathe this oxygen atmosphere! I need methane and ammonia!
Harry: So, where’s he from?
Bull: New Jersey, Your Honor.
Babylon 5 – Londo, discussing Emperor Cartagia:
Londo: Minister, I have met Cartagia three times before. Twice when he was an infant. He drooled most of the time. I wonder if he has continued the habit. And again when he was fifteen, trying to peek up the dresses of some young women. I promise you, I will be just as impressed by him now as I was then.
(upon actually meeting the Emperor)
Londo: I could swear you have not changed since the last few times I saw you.
…Mulva?
Some of these have brought back some hilarious memories!
My picks that had me leaking tears of laughter:
Family Guy : Stewie lives with Marlee Matlin
On *Friends *when Ross is trying to flirt with the pizza delivery girl and is explaining how the smell is added so you can detect a leak.
" … .a lot of other gas smells" . The look of mortification on everyones’ face and then cut to Chandler “…oh, the humanity”
Later in the same episode, they watch what turns out to be a home made video of Chandler singing A Space Oddity. The way Chandler is mugging to the camera as he sings the line "commencing countdown, engines ON ‘’ cracks me up every time.
As you can guess, I’m a big fan of Matthew Perry.
Mad About You, t he Thanksgiving episode. It’s a cumulative thing as they kept having to buy turkey after turkey from the Asian grocer, until at the end he just hands them one without them having to say anything.
Practically all the episodes of that series. But the one with Richard Simmons in particular.
And Richard Pryor, on The Ed Sullivan Show, doing a bit called “The Ultimate in Snobbery”, was the first time I literally laughed until I cried.
Regards,
Shodan
The first time I saw the ipecac puking scene from Family Guy I had tears…so many tears.
“Who wants chowder?”
You’ll either know this or you won’t…
“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!”
OK, it’s from Spaced, and it’s not a stand alone line really, it is part of a running gag about Tim’s ongoing trauma after witnessing The Phantom Menace!!!