Definitely Star Trek TNG.
**Bewitched?
My Favorite Martian?
Dragnet!!**
Friends would be good. Of course it would have to be renamed Friends With Benefits. I certainly watch more than 2 episodes of that show.
And before anyone mentions it, Roseanne is hereby disqualified.
Buffy
Saturday Night Live
Firefly!!! drool
Olympic Women’s Gymnastics
The Pretender - Because it would have opened a whole new series of jobs for him to take on. Porn star, Male Stripper, porn producer, etc…
Meet the Press
I dunno. The Thurston-Lovey scenes might put me off sex for good.
Perhaps we’d see a demonstration of the Venus butterfly.
This Old House and Crossfire.
I can imagine Babylon 5 with a lot more sex, nudity, and graphic violence. Gimme some naked Jerry Doyle, please.
I can’t believe The Flintstones hasn’t been mentioned!
For a more serious answer, and one that I’ve wished for 4 years now:
24
Each episode would be better if Jack Bauer could drop an F-bomb from time to time. Plus, Mandy the Lesbian Terrorist could finally face the camera when she got naked.
China Beach
Dallas
Northern Exposure ( especially this one )
Unless you are talking about the dog-faced boy, I don’t understand. Because the pictures I have in my head would the The Original Cindy taking providing some sexy guidance to a slightly intoxicated, but highly curious Max…
I’ll be in my bunk.
I will second Firefly
That was my first thought.
The Season 3 DVDs have a preview/setup of S4, where we see Erin Driscoll firing Jack over his heroin addiction, and offering him her assistance in finding a new job to which Jack replies, “I can find my own fucking job.”
I think 24 would benefit a lot from pay TV. It’s just silly that Jack will cut off the hands of the dead and the living, but won’t say a naughty word.
Oh, and Max Carnage, you might want to check out The L Word, which is on Showtime, if you know what I mean.
And if you don’t, he means naked Mia Kirshner, and I’m right there with ya.
Oh, and “Just Shoot Me” also.
I could see Jack Bauer just letting loose with a good hour-long stream of obscenities. Episode progresses, cut back to Jack swearing in his car. More stuff happens, cut back to Jack shouting obscenities at the guy behind the counter at the 7/11. Kim is forced to do some full-frontal stripping at some noodie bar and we cut back to Jack swearing some more.
Ah…good TV.
-Joe
