While helping a kid around whitehouse.gov I found the dubya "Brain Challenge"

I was at the library a couple days ago and a kid there wanted to go to the Whitehouse’s website but had never used a computer.
I went to the website and found the " Kid’s Section".

On it (near the bottom) is the presidential “Brain Challenge” (No, that’s not the punchline here). I decided to answer them.

**Question #1: What was President Bush’s favorite subject in school? **

Answer: Sniff SNIFF… Sorry, I’m getting a cold… Um… English?

Question #2: Where did President Bush attend college?

Answer: Too many jokes… too little time.

**Question #3: What was President Bush’s job before he became President of the United States? **

Answer: Um… He ran a baseball team…

**Question #4: Name two of President Bush’s goals for America. **

Answer: To Mobilize our troops and to catch Bin Laden!
Wait a second… They havn’t updated the site in a while…

Challenge Question: What is the meaning of working together in a bipartisan spirit?

Answer: I do whatever I want, such as appointing extreme right-wingers, and when Democrats complain I accuse them of being partisan.

Check out Lynne Cheney’s:

Childhood Activities:

Competitive games such as dodge ball and spelling bees.:eek: