You call those lifts? Amateur. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5201001/Robert-Niro-wears-massive-shoe-lifts-films-NYC.html
We all know Trump has shitty fashion sense. I mean, who the fuck puts scotch tape on his tie?
…is lurved and defended by Republicans.
He lies about his hair, too. He thinks people can’t take one look at that hairdo and know that something is going on with his follicular abundance or lack thereof.
Well, he once told some Scottish reporters that his mother was Scotch, so of course, that’s what Trump would use. Is he going to use “duck” tape?
Scotch? He was born from a bottle?
Just ignorant. Remember, just a few weeks ago he said his father was born in Germany.
You can check out Trump’s scotch quote here:
The Original Trump Haters | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS
That’s nothing.
Probably because of a bottle.
For all the shit Trump has done, you’re going to be catty about his SHOES???
That’s hair? I had always assumed that, for reasons known only to himself, he wore the pelt of a deceased orange marmoset on top of his head.
Who cares? Do you have the list of appropriate things that Trump may be criticized for? Please share with the group so that no one fucks up again.
I got my wife a refrigerator magnet with this on it:
https://me.me/i/donald-trumps-hair-finally-runs-off-to-seek-a-better-9770285
It’s a photoshopped guinea pig with a bindlestiff and the caption “Donald Trump’s Hair finally runs off to seek a Better Life.”
Trump’s hair senses a Klingon nearby.
So, it wasn’t deceased after all! 
Why not? It’s not like little things like obstruction, siding with neo-nazis or being a misogynist has touched him.
This presidency has been like a death by a thousand cuts but somehow his faults get bounced off like rubber. Desperate people scrabbling and, sadly, succeeding to get theirs before another Democrat or a real Republican shows up, I guess. Trump is neither… just a conman and circus pitch man. He doesn’t even give anyone some doctored brew so they know what they are cheering for and wanting more.
Nope. Tribbles are cute. That “hair” on Tan the Conman ain’t.
I tend to agree that threads like this are rather pointless, but why does it matter?
You understand, I assume, that this is not a zero-sum game? Having a silly bitching session about Trump’s shoes does not prevent people from also engaging with the more substantively egregious aspects of his presidency. You can do both.
And if you think a thread about his shoes (or any other subject under the sun) is pointless, then don’t read it.
My favorite quote from George M. Cohan was from when he was trying to check into a Florida hotel, and the clerk thought he was Jewish and wouldn’t let him register.
“You thought I was Jewish. I thought you were a gentleman. We were both wrong.”