White House squatter wears lifts

Everything else except shoes.

Seems like having elevated heels would facilitate squatting.

He hovers…

Here’s one big reason Trump’s actual height (without lifts) matters: the health of POTUS is always a concern. Trump used to claim he was 6’2–and he probably was, in lifts if not in his stocking feet. But his 2018 physical listed his height as 6’3. Odd, no? Why this sudden increase in height? Not coincidentally, Trump’s weight was listed as 235: for a 6’2 man, that’s considered obese. If, however, he were 6’3, he’d be just under the obese mark. Voila! He’s suddenly taller…on paper.

But if he’s wearing lifts, he’s actually shorter than 6’2 and quite obese. And, of course, he’s 70, eats a lot of fast food, and eschews exercise.

Doesn’t seem nearly as trivial as a tan suit, does it?

“Man walks down the street in a [del]hat[/del] suit like that, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

He doesn’t give a shit about possible treason and other crimes. It’s image, image, image. If he goes nuts because someone calls him on heightening, fine. That would keep him occupied for days.

El Golfo Trump has copied a lot from Berlusconi: the mafia thing, the money laundering, the hair implant from the pubic hair of his velinas straight to his scalp, the fake TV shows, the *enhanced *colour of the skin, the tax evasion, the friendship with Putin… and also the tall man shoes, it seems. Well, today Berlusconi was hospitalized with an acute renal colic. Hope el Golfo Trump copies that one too: it is seldom letal, but it hurts like he deserves.

No more bunga-bunga parties?

I doubt Trump is 6’3", but I know that there’s no way Trump is 235 lbs. I’m a quarter inch shy of 6’3" and I just stepped on the scale and it read 234 lbs. If Trump and I were dropped on the opposite ends of a seesaw, I’d probably be launched into the air.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Trump was more like 265-75 lbs.

I wonder if Michael Cohen threatened Trump’s tailor not to release his waist size; it’s got to be many inches more than mine.

I agree, dasmoocher. I’m 5’10" and around 230, and even though I have a gut, it’s not as big as the Donald’s.

Model My Diet (male version) is fun to play around with. See if you can create a profile that looks like The Donald.

I put in 6’2" and 350 lbs and got something that looks like him.

If you click “more options” under Body Shape you can change hair color, beard, etc. Click “update” to show your changes. I don’t think my input was saved, so have at it yourselves.

Melanoma. I know I should not be laughing at that, but I can’t help myself.

Please tell me Dumpf did not grab Chancellor Merkel in his favored grabby place.

Why, there’ll be no Tribble at all.

Repent!

It isn’t the shoes causing the stance.

It is Lumbar Lordosis.

The treatment would be for him to lose weight and exercise his hip and thigh muscles to straighten his pelvis.

Melania: “Over my dead body!!!”

Don’t worry, he’ll always have Ivana.

Ivana or Ivanka?

Ivanka.

Sorry, messed that one up.