White people and double-blinking

Okay, I made up the entire scenario, including the “double-blink”. Stop trying to analyze it.

Hey, being black and all, can I hack my way into the Internal White Network if I double blink just right?

as a joker, let me say this: if you tell a joke and someone believes it to be the truth, you have told a lie.

…unless the person is unusually credulous. (Cf. the widescale belief in spaghetti trees following an April 1 BBC documentary).

If this is a parody thread, doesn’t it belong in the pit?

I actually do a lot of triple-blinking…

[John Travolta in a really bad movie based on L Ron Hubbard’s sci-fi]

Stupid Humans!

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