Sinbad- Awful. It lacked the Ray Harryhausen monsters that made the movies great. Plus, Sinbad is thoroughly caucasian, and beardless for the first season. It also featured a mute black guy, a nutty inventor, a villianess guided by the still living head of her sorcerer father, and a jolly fat guy with a big sword as Sinbad’s brother (Said fat guy now plays a member of The Dominion on Mutant X).
Conan- I saw a few episodes. IMHO Not that bad. Conan’s performance was lacking, but I liked some of the SFX and supporting cast. The dwarf actor from Seinfeld was one of the sidekicks. I know without clicking the link that the dark wizard Hyss Hazuul had a demon servant that manifested as a sarcastic talking skull in a cauldron of bubbling goo. He and Hyss Hazuul pass the time by wagering rubies. You have to remember that while the original Howard stories were great stuff, they were as cheezy as they come.
Cleopatra 2525- This IMHO had potential. The acting could be good. The writing could be good. It strated out as SS T&A but started to become much more. Then it got cancelled.
Special Unit 2- Once you realized that the writers knew how screwed up the science on the show was, it was a lot of fun. ‘Yes, we know this show makes no sense according to basic evolutionary theory, chemistry, or biology. But, just shut off that bit of your brain and have some fun.’
Black Scorpion- I disagree that her butt was the only good thing on the show. She had nice boobs and lips too.
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Kindred The Embraced- Lets’s give every clan all the disciplines, and ignore the rules.
Dead At 21- MTV made this series about government experiments with implanting microchips in the brains of embryos. The subjects are born with strange powers, and all die at 21. Every scene had loud background music from the top of the charts.
???- Nickelodeon did a teens in space show featuring a chick with a rainbow wig, and the original American black Power Ranger.
Strange World- A doctor is dying of an incurable disease. A mysterious (adn hot) Asian babe comes to his hospital room and cures him. She continues to provide him with this mysterious drug in return for his investigating cases for the mysterious agency she works for. All the episodes I saw had a medical theme.
Jake 2.0-Nerd is given superpowers by nanites. Never watched it.
StarHunter- Gruff dude runs spaceship and wants to find his son (kidnapped by a group of ex-military revolutionaries who are sterile due to exposure to biowarfare). There’s a young hacker chick, a black Kiwi chick, and a holographic AI named Caravaggio. Mostly crap. However, one episode actually dealt with a comic relief conman’s same sex relationship in a sympathetic and sensitive way.
Vanishing Son- The above mentioned Action Pack martial artist flees to US series. The guy either speaks to the ghost of his brother or hallucinates. I never bothered to find out.
Wiliam Shatner’s Tekworld-Hoo boy. Future cops. Hackers. Digital drugs. Bad acting. Bad writing.
Do cartoons count?
Gargoyles- Not cheezy, darn good stuff. Still ‘Stone by day, warriors by night’ adventures included meeting King Arthur, Oberon, Puck. Macbeth and the three weird sisters were recurring characters. Voices included Marina Sirtis, Johnathan Frakes, and Brent Spiner.
The Zeta Project- Oswald (or is it Lewis? The dark haired UPS driver) voices an android built by the government as an assassin. He achieves sentience, gets a conscience, and escapes. Red Forman (of That 70’s Show) voices the government agent trying to track him down. The beginning credits end with Ro (Z’s teenage sidekick) saying “We’ll get you your freedom Z. I know we will.”