A name which hasn’t been mentioned yet: Chubby Checker (Ernest Evans). He released “The Twist” back in 1960. And he’s still around sixty-three years later.
CBS Sunday Morning ran an interview of him a few weeks ago. The man’s mind is still clearly sharp as a tack. Even got pissed off at Ted Koppel at one point for dredging up policies he helped devise concerning Viet Nam 60 years ago.
Have you readChariots of the Gods? He wasn’t sharp as a tack in the 80’s.
Short form of his theory: Around the time of the parting of the Red Sea, Venus was burped out of Jupiter, for reasons. It came rocketing past Mars, knocking Mars out of its orbit. Then it careened past Earth, and its ‘tail’ provided Manna from Heaven because the Bible says so, and because the difference between hydrocarbons and carbohydrates was apparently lost on Mr. Daniken. The gravity of one of them was responsible for the parting of the Red Sea as well.
Then as I recall, (haven’t read that piece of crap in 40 years), Venus also stopped the rotation of the Earth, because the Bible said so. Then Mars came swinging by and started the rotation again. Mars then went back into its original orbit, while Venus settled into the orbit it is in from a cometary orbit because the sun is electric and pulls things into a circle. Why then there are still old comets is left as an exercise for the reader.
I could detail what’s wrong with this theory, but there aren’t enough bytes on the internet.
Chariots of the Gods experts feel free to correct any details I got wrong. If you’re willing to admit to being an expert on Chariots of the Gods, that is.
Are you sure you’ve got the right idiot? What you’re describing sounds more like Immanuel Velikovsky. Von Daniken’s craziness was centered around aliens visiting Earth and building ancient artifacts like the pyramids.
You are absolutely right. I blame age. It was “Worlds in Collision” by Velikovsky that featured yummy Venus.
I even have a copy of Chariots of the Gods somewhere in paperback. I’ve been hauling it around in my book collection since I was a teenager for some reason. Quality wasn’t it.