So I’m in the Pit, wandering around old threads and giggling madly (I’ve been offline for quite a while and golly gee, I missed you guys) when out of the blue a FULL PAGE ad for Power Search appears, completely blocking my entire screen! I click the “close window” button. IT DOESN’T WORK! I right click, hoping to open a menu box that will have a close command. The menu box opens. My choices are: cut, copy, paste, save, save as, and add to favorites. These choices suck. So I take a deep breath and reset my computer.
Ten minutes later, after the computer has snottily warned me about the dire consequences of not properly shutting down Windows (holes in the space-time continuum, elevated cholesterol, yadda yadda yadda), I log back on to continue my afternoon’s entertainment.
IT DID IT AGAIN!!!
WHY!?! Why am I plagued by the Power Search ad? Why does it constantly appear to me, haunting me, targeting me? Did I run over a nun in a previous life? Was I some reprehensible life form who spread evil and dischord wherever I went? Was I a personal injury lawyer? I don’t ask much from life. Just the ability to look at what I choose on my computer screen. That’s not much, is it? Is it? For the love of God, what did I do to deserve this inhuman torture?
Help me, before it comes back!