Who Are You

27 Single Hispanic Female
No kids of my own. I am the youngest of 6 (3 brothers, 2 sisters - almost like the Brady Bunch except we all have the same mom and dad and the order in which the kids were born is different) and have 11 nieces and nephews.

1 dog - Lady (11 Year old Cocker Spaniel/Golden Retriever mix) 1 Cat - Timmy (Maybe 3 months old. I’ve had her for a month… Cutest little thing. No idea what kind of cat)

I live in South Florida. Davie to be exact, that’s about halfway between Ft. Lauderdale and Miami.

I work as an administrative assistant at an accounting firm in Miami. Basically, I make things look nice for the number people.

Thanks to this thread I have realized that I’m incredibly boring. I play with the cat for fun.

I don’t drink and I don’t smoke cigarettes. I don’t go to bars or clubs. Occasionally, I have been known to leave the house and go to the movies.

Oh, I too like pie.

-And here’s another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul

I am clue-finder, the web-cutter. I drown my friends and bring them out of the water alive. I am friend of bears and eagles. I am the Ring bearer and the barrel rider.

Who the fuck are you?

Considering my social life lately, I’d have to say I’m chopped liver.
Seriously…32 years old, five feet tall, 116 pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, half Japanese, half Caucasian, emergency/critical care veterinary technician, BA in anthropology from USF, single, 5 cats, 2 birds, 2 rats, living in Tampa.

I am quite flattered, actually. Of course, you probably say that to all the girls.:wink:

If I weren’t hurting so much, then I would be ROTFLMAO. I was still quaking trying not to hurt myself. You know, when you are laughing and trying to be quiet about it. Was the lizard okay?:slight_smile:

And if anyone wants to know what I look like, just go to my LiveJournal. Or to see another description of myself go to the So, tell me how big is your …? The describe yourself thread!

I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a sweater vest.

I’m 18, female, single, living in Alabama.

I’m 9 days away from being a college student.

I have black hair now (I got it dyed today) and I think it looks sexy.

I’m double majoring in psychology and theatre, but I’d rather grow up to be a poet or a rockstar.

75 percent of all the clothing I own is black or grey.

I was once a jock, now I’m an “artiste.” (haha!)

Additional information can be found on my website. As for pictures, well Bamadope is Saturday, and I’m sure people are bringing their cameras, so you can wait until those get taken and developed.

I am 35 and live with a wife, two kids, a dog from hell (my fault for choosing her) and a couple of dwarf frogs (the wife’s).

I am 5’7" and about 160 or so, brown hair, blue eyes. Decent upper body, but to call my legs “chicken legs” is not only an insult to chickens but falsely implies that there is some meat on them someplace. I also have small feet and yes, in my case, the old saying is true.

I was a Marine for 7 years and then spent 10 years as a <shudder> government employee doing, for a simple explanation, weapon/ammunition R&D/T&E and lead field ballistician until I burned out and escaped their bloodsucking federal clutches last year. Currently I am attempting to adjust to a very boring desk job as a tech. writer for an aircraft manufacturer. (I live in St. Louis, gee I wonder who that could be). A few odd jobs and hobbies on the side round me out as much as the beer and scotch do.

I have very little of a life, but that’s just how I like it. A boring person with occassional spurts of entirely too much fun than a person should be allowed to have.

I’m also somewhat anti-social, but I don’t mean anything by it :slight_smile:

Who Am I is surely Mr. Country Joe Mcdonald & His Fish.

Now for the real answer

I’m a 31 year old biracial female (Cherokee and Caucasian). Due to recessive genes, I have green eyes and naturally dark blonde hair, which I dye dark red. I am very pale skinned. 5’ tall and curvy.

Right now I work as a fraud analyst at a credit card issuer. Before that I was an intern at an ad agency, a certified nurse’s aide at a home for severely developmentally diabled children, and a bookkeepper at a major grocery store chain.

I never went to college. I was accepted at DePaul and Kent State but couldn’t afford to go. One day I plan to go back to school.

I love to read, watch movies,watch professional wrestling and I LOVE music. I listen to pretty much anything. I play the piano, flute and drums and am learning how to guitar. I usually learn lyrics to songs on the first listen, a curse sometimes. :slight_smile:

I’ve never been married-enagaged once-and have no children. I do have an eleven year old nephew who is practically my son (helped raise hin from infancy). I had another nephew who died at the age
of four of cancer. He would be seven if he had lived. I still think about him every day. [sub]Yaya loves you THIS much[/sub].

I fight eternally with my common sense vs my need for immediate gratification.

Blonde woman with eyes that change colour with the light.

Born in San Francisco, CA (6th generation)

Currently living with my boyfriend (the hillbilly) and my cat.

I support myself as an Junior Accountant but I’m slowly working towards a PhD in Epdemiology. I’m trying to finish a triple major in Cell & Molecular Biology, Biochemistry and Anthropology. I may keel over from exhaustion first.

Most of the things I like are in my profile but I’ll emphasize that I enjoy middle-eastern dance and reading.

My musical taste ranges from Einsterzende Neubauten to The Dillards. The only music I will not tolerate is rap and rock-a-billy. Jazz is borderline.

I used to be an athlete but scoliosis and smoking got in the way.

Most of my ancestors are from cold, northern places. Some of them arrived in North America via the erstwhile land bridge.

Before I discovered that drugs make the world bright and shiny, I spoke three foreign language fluently and played two musical instruments. Now I don’t.
MONTY2, playing with cats is great fun! Few things in life are more entertaining than playing “Test Your Reflexes” with the little flat-headed, bug-eatin’, toe-walker.

I am…

21 years old/single

drunk whenever i’m not working

female/mexican/fierce

listening to acoustic version of “everlong”(i think about it being my “wedding song”)

living in northern california

an owner of a curly hair tarantula

free, not funny to others, happier than i have ever been in my life

a pagan

Any other questions shall be forwarded to my email, and i will respond when the lines are not busy…

okay I’ll take a shot

I’m 21, won’t be 22 until Feb.

I’m 6’0" tall, general athletic build, blond hair, blue eyes.

I’ve been going to college for 3 years, 1 more for undergrad, and I’m aspiring to go to medical school there after.

I currently work for a major computer manuf. doing tech support over the phone, and I hate it. Computers has always only been a hobby, and I’ve only been doing this for 2 years to make ends meet. I just graduated from paramedic school and have applied with albuqueruqe ambulance for a job as a paramedic

as long as the music is not country I can tolerate it, and I live for my sunday hockey league.

I’m 18 and live in Melbourne, Australia. I’m short, Asian and have fading pink streaks in my hair. Hopefully, in four days time, I will have a driving permit.

I’m a perfectionist who is currently studying Media and Communications at University. I love warm weather, Alannah Hill, and the word “chippery”.

I can’t hold my drinks but I’m champion of the world when it comes to eating preserved prunes.

I used to work in a clothing store but now I sell stuff on ebay to support my shopping habit. My favourite colour is pink and my favourite shoes hurt my feet.

Actually, all my shoes hurt my feet. But I like to look tall.

Or so says Roger and Pete.

I’ll be 42 in five days, I bite, but I’ve had my shots.

[slight hijack]anyone beside me notice that they clearly sing “Who the F**k are you” in that song,and no radio station ever cuts that out?[/slight hijack]

Hey, Billy, same with the “Kick Some A**” song, which by the way, I love.

I’m 28, male, 5’10" dark brown/black hair with gray coming in at the temples. I graduated high school in 1991 then spent 4 years in the US Air Force where I was stationed with the 68th Intelligence Squadron at Brooks AFB in San Antonio.

After the AF, I got an associate’s degree in electrical mechanics. I was also engaged for a while, but that proved to be a disaster.

I now work for AT&T in St Louis, MO. I’m a baseball fanatic and have a collection of 24 autographed baseballs.

I’m addicted to my PS2.

I’m not very fun to hang out with anymore since I quit drinking.

I’m a 32 year old male.
I’m a romantic at heart, but am too shy to actually find someone to be romantic to.
I don’t drink, don’t smoke (“What do you do?”)
I like dinosaurs.
My favorite is Deinonychus.
I draw dinosaurs (try to, anyway).
I have two adopted cockatiels, one of which is sitting on the back of my chair, and the other of which is currently talking to my fan.
I graduated from UC Berkeley with a B.A. in Biology.
My all-time most favoritest band ever is Dead Can Dance.
I’m ignorant as all hell about most things.
I amuse myself far more than I amuse others.

well, i’m new to all these threads, but i’ve already got my own started up, its pretty cool

anywayz, i’m gonna be a high school junior in about 2 weeks… f**kin summer goes by so damn fast

Colorado Springer, i’m finally setteled in one house after having been a marine corp brat my entire life (arizona, maryland - twice, south carolina, north carolina, colorado - in only sixteen years, 5 states, 6 houses, 7 schools… fun fun fun)

i’m a damn good soccer player, and love jammin’ on the guitar

5’10", lt. brown hair, deep blue/narrow eyes, well toned

    oh well, thats me

               PEACE

I’m female. (Sometimes people assume, ok?)

I find it extremely amusing how TuRtLe8120 spelled her username like a 13-year-old’s AIM screen name. (Remember Jester’s “Welcome Teenage Dopers” thread? Yeah.)

I love to read, just about anything. Mostly fiction. If you have some super book to recommend, hell, let me know, please.

I’m short. I own a pair of 4 inch heels. They make me feel as if I exude a presence by being tall. Then again, Shogun Haircut says I exude one anyways, whatever that means.

I have eclectic musical taste, like all of my friends. Listened to Rage Against the Machine and Beethoven today.

I would bleach and dye my hair wild punk rainbow colors, but if I did, my family would hunt me down and give me a slow, painful death.

I do not use these boards to pick up guys (or girls for that matter! I like boys. Ask ARose.)

I have two cats, one ugly mutt and a little sister.

I like sitting.

I love blue jeans.

I wish I had bigger breasts.
Hm. Yeah, that’s it.

[sup][sub]Ok, I’m going to go pretend I have a life now. [/sub][/sup]