Well, I did take a shower before I got into the YMCA pool.
But I didn’t use soap.
I had just taken a real shower that morning. And anyway, the soap dispenser was empty.
But the sign on the locker room door clearly stated that failure to take a SOAP and water shower before entering the pool was a violation of state law.
I’m guilty.
What law did you break today? If you’re reading this in the morning, what law do you expect to break?
Drove a car (or are thinking of driving a car)? Had sex (or hope to)? You could be guilty.
Who broke the law today? Who didn’t?
(Oh, and if anybody killed somebody or knocked over a bank, please feel free to mention that too.)
Yes, I did. This isn’t difficult to do in Oklahoma, since anything besides the missionary position, in your dark bedroom, curtains drawn, at night, with your spouse is illegal.
Normally I also drive without insurance and I don’t have current inspection sticker on my car, but tonight I drove my wife’s car so I didn’t break those two.
I whistled a little tune (Don’t Let’s Start) to myself while walking to the shop to buy my paper today - illegal here in Edinburgh. Just the whistling in public bit, though - not buying a newspaper. I’m presently videotaping an Eric Sykes film - not sure whether that’s illegal or not, but I think it is.
Let’s see, just this morning, I would have to ticket myself for:[ul][li]Jaywalking[/li][li]Speeding[/li][li]Improper Lane Change (Failure to signal. Hey, there was nobody around.)[/li]Failure to come to a full stop at a stop sign.[/ul]
The only thing I do routinely is when I turn onto a multi-lane road, I don’t turn into the closest lane. I turn into the lane I specificly want to be in. I’m guessing most people don’t even know that that’s a law. I follow all other laws to a “T” without fail. (As far as I know.)
This morning while driving I slowed down to let a squirrel cross the street. It proceeded to get it on with another squirrel, so I guess that I am guilty of pandering.
