Person A: stop staring at me
Person B: I am not staring at you
Person A : yes you are, everytime I look at you you are staring at me.
Person B: i can say the same, everytime I look at you I find you are looking at me.
So in which way can this argument be resolved.
Let us not assume that Person A is female and B is a male as the female would have the upper hand in the argument and probably considered as more believable.
Pull in a neutral third party?
Sounds like kids arguing. Just give 'em 5min. They’ll be playing nicely, together again.
Gouge out all the eyes. Problem solved. You’re welcome.
[Moderating]
After watching the video footage of the argument, I find that… oh, wait, there’s no video footage.
Well, then, based on past experience with this two people, it can be extrapolated that… er, no, it can’t, because we have no idea who the people are.
In that case, based on… wait, what facts do we have to base anything on at all, here?
Moving to IMHO, though I’ve a hunch the Pit might be more appropriate.
Pull the car over.
This sounds like a description of a cat encountering a mirror for the first time.
Or maybe the famous Duck Soup scene:
Family Guy version:
Another easy one:
Person A: Stop staring at me.
Person B: oh, sorry. *looks somewhere else.
I wasn’t staring at you, I was staring past you.
“Oh, are you there? I was looking right through you.”
Since Person A is female:
“Hey, my breasts are down here!”
…never mind…
“Sorry. I was just wondering if that spider was going to make it to your bald spot.”
I go to the opposite door.
The Weeping Angel wins.
Correct answer.
We were having lunch at Panera with my in-laws a while back, and at one point my MIL said “I wonder why that woman over there keeps staring at me?”
My FIL piped up “She’s probably wondering the same thing!” 