I was watching an “I Love Lucy” episode today, and realized that one of my ex-girlfriends was exactly like Lucille Ball on that show. Looked and acted like her. So I actually DID love Lucy. For a while, anyway.
Other ex’s of mine have resembled:
A tall Carol Channing, but with brown hair
Jennifer Connely in “Labyrinth”
A sort of dumpier version of Shelly Long in “Cheers”
The porn star Elizabeth DelMar
How about yours?