When I was younger, three separate people said I look like Jonathan Brandis. Now the consensus is that I look like Sheldon Cooper. I think things are going downhill.
I uploaded a picture of myself that was from the chest up, with me in a spaghetti strap tank top, smiling. I could not look more boring and not sexy - no makeup, glasses, big curly hair, red face.
I got in return nothing but cum shots. Cum shots, of women’s faces full of cum. Pages and pages of cum shots. Oh, and one woman being peed on.
Then I realized my photo was sideways, and I ended up with a much less graphic result. Just a bunch of people with curly hair - mostly black women and men.
I’ve come to the conclusion that:
- Sideways woman’s face = cum shot
- I have very unique hair for a white woman
- Still not a fan of cum shots. Good gravy.
For many years (when my hair was longer) I would have complete strangers stop me and tell me that I looked just like either Robin Williams or Bill Murray. Hasn’t happened in a while, however this weekend while getting breakfast with my kid, the lady behind the counter said I looked like Harry Truman.
When my order was ready they said “Here are your bagels, Mr. President”.
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I have been assured that I’m a dead ringer for an actor who plays smarmy drug dealers and informants in B movies, although they couldn’t recall the name.
Gee thanks.
The lady behind the counter at the post office said I reminded her of George Carlin. Yeah, maybe if he had been 50 pounds over weight.
My wife thinks I look like Jerry Garcia. (What is it with dead look-alikes!).
I once thought I looked like Richard Dreyfuss in Nuts, but that was before I let my hair grow out into a ponytail.