I don’t really consider it torture, but most of the Summer I have started out the day by getting the newspaper and picking whatever is red and ripe off my Cayenne plants and either eating it straight up, whole- seeds and all- after washing it under water and utilizing the residual moisture to adhere the dipping salt, or cutting up several and eating them with tomatoes as a salad.
And the cayennes are very hot, certainly nothing to sneeze at, but the tiny Thai Dragon or Bird Chiles that I grew are where it’s at, they are like tiny, fruity, fire bombs that will linger and burn out your tongue for a good half an hour afterwards when eaten straight up. And no fair just kind of biting them and swallowing… gotta chew them up and savor them, actually taste them. I reserved the bulk of the thai dragons, for two jars of a very simple homemade chile garlic paste (Chiles, garlic, salt, vinegar) that I used on and in everything from soups, to eggs, and chili, and meatloaf. They all came in ripe at about the same time and although, I love chiles, there was no way I could eat the hundred and something ruby red blazers without preserving them or extending them, in some way. I have taken to drying the stragglers, here in the late season, which I have never done before, and was quite surprised that I could simply let them sit on the kitchen countertop and let them naturally dessicate and dry. Of course, they are tiny and thin skinned chinensis type peppers, so you probably couldn’t do that quite as successfully with other thicker and more substantial peppers where you would need the heat of the sun.
One thing that bothers me, and is new with my chile experience, within the last few years, when I have eaten something very hot, usually a straight up hot pepper, I will often break into hiccups. I have been eating spicy for years, and it is only recently that this phenomenon has started and I find it quite unpleasant, although it hasn’t curbed my chile intake. I tend to believe that this sudden hiccuping stage might indicate that I have apnea.
Oh, and I have had occasion to eat very, very, hot Jalapenos from people’s gardens (not mass produced supermarket varieties) that might come close or equal to the lower end on my cayenne peppers on the scoville scale.
Am I addicted to chiles? I suppose so, kind of, but I really enjoy their flavor, as well, I am not strictly addicted to the heat experience. I am kind of addicted to seeing how I can flavor them and make them really tasty in combination with other ingredients, and hope maybe someday to invent a condiment that everybody will want to have a constant supply of in their house… kind of my little “chef’s fantasy”.