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Wow, can you believe it? I was just wondering what the gas law constant constant was and that fart just told me. He’s brilliant in more ways than one. Thanks Cecil!
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Seen (and written) on many a bathroom stall
So many people claiming to know what happened, and yet no true culprit. Which leads me to one inescapable conclusion:
THE FARTER IS SOMEONE IN THIS VERY THREAD!
Constable, bar the doors!
But PLEASE, crack a window.
How about some more Beans, Mr. Taggert?..
::bows::
Actually, the other day I was lighting my grill and a little fart slipped out. We live in a row house and I looked around, ready to be embarassed if the neighbors were on their porch.
But, what I realized was that I was ashamed, not of the farting, but because it was a little sissy “poof” fart, not a big, manly, lighting-the-grill fart.
It was a tofu fart, not a steak fart.
I suppose tofu probably makes better farts than steak, but you get my drift.
I take it that none of you have experienced a fart from someone who has colitis.
Sweet Jesus, those things are killers. You need a hazmat team to make the room habitable again.
I have a young friend with cystic fibrosis. His farts are weapons. Deadly. Vile. Unbelievable!
[hijack]He’s in surgery today, so while you’re laughing at farts, think of a funny little boy who would be laughing along with you. [/hijack]
But according to the Eagles, the smell is supposed to be sweet.
No, the Eagles said the smell was “warm,” but nothing about sweet.
Now warm, I can understand… heck, sometimes they’re even hot.
Yes it was warm. Altho’ I believe that the sensation of warmth was caused by physical exertion. Specifically, by my mad scramble to locate a source of fresh air.
As my great-grandmother used to say, “The fox is the finder the skunk left behinder.”
I have no idea what it means, but what the heck…