Ah, Inspector Clouseau, we meet again.
Oh, and incidentally, it wasn’t me. cough, shiftyeyes
ahh, you fell into my trip er excuse me, trap. You see, young one. LunaV actually leaned to the right !!
I’ve heard “stepped on a duck”, which is more obvious. Other amusing possible responses:
“A bit more choke and she would have started”
“Speak up caller, you’re through!”
and my personal favourite:
“You’ll have to buy that now, you’ve ripped it.” Works on at least two levels :).
You da bomb, man.
I don’t fart, I flatuate.
Anyone got a match?
My favorite is something my Dad always said (to whichever kid was in the choke, cough vicinity): “What’d you say? Your voice has changed, but your breath smells the same!”
Probably a reference to the mythical “barking spider” which is blamed for making farts sounds. Often used when dogs aren’t available.
I like to respond to a fart by saying “Barking Spider, Hidden Dragon.”
Or “Some asshole is talking shit behind your back.”
Hoof Hearted