Who has been, or would goto, a live sex show?

When Ivylad was in the Navy he went down to Tijuana with his friends.

To their surprise, at the bar was a sex show, where a woman leaned over a fence railing and took it from behind…

From a donkey/

I understand Ivylad and his friends left rather quickly after that. After all, there are sex shows, and then there are :eek: shows.

While hitching though Europe on my round the world jaunt, I got hired to run a porn shop in Stuttgart (most of the patrons were American servicemen and the owner felt I could communicate). I was pretty successful and he took me too a club he also owned that had live sex shows (except more kinky stuff than has been discribed here, bondage, whipping, urine, etc.) to ask if I would consider being the English announcer for the show.

I told him I was honored by the offer but I said I really didn’t think the show needed any American translation.

Also went to one in Bankok. Australian girl I was traveling with at the time said she wanted to see one. We didn’t stay for much of the show though. She changed her mind when the farm animals came out.

I haven’t seen one and I wouldn’t go out of my way to do so. But if one happened to be happening in a place I was at, sure, I’d go see it at least once to check it out.

What does she have against homosexual goats?

You know how provincial rural Australians can be.

(Least I offend any rural Australians - I am just joking)

I’m ok with goats. I’m even ok with homosexual goats but I draw the line at feltching.