Everyone who said “Gene Simmons” is wrong. The Guinness Book of World Records has certified that the record holder is a German schoolgirl.
So many dirty thoughts arise at the notion of a girl with a really long tongue…
Yeah, I’m a pervert. Sue me.
Man, I can’t wait until she’s legal . . .
Tripler
C’mon, someone had to say it.
I find those pictures kinda gross–it looks like she has some weirdo growth or an alien thing in her mouth. But, I must say, it is quite…intruiging.
I wonder how old she is. She looks like a late teenager from the pictures, but it’s hard to tell.
German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimetre tongue.
seven centimetres? that’s all? Now I really have to say:
German schoolgirl nothin’. It’s that dog on the Kilborn show.
The article says she’s twelve. Will it grow even longer when she reaches puberty and has a growth spurt?
The funniest thing in the article was the quote from her about how all her friends have told her she could make a lot of money with her tongue when she grow up. :eek: What are they teaching kids in German schools these days?
What are they teaching them? Why public speaking of course! There are some famous Germans / Austrians that have changed the world (for better or for worse) with their fiery oratory.
Who? Sigfried and Roy?!? It sure ain’t “Aaaahhhnold”.
Tripler
Arnold is not an orator. Sorry. . .
I saw a lady on HBO’s “Real Sex” a few months ago that could’ve qualified for largest tongue. WOW. I don’t remember her name, but she was a stripper who showed men how to use their tongues to pleasure women. Did anyone else see that? She had a huge tongue!
I saw the RealSex babe and not only was it big, she could manipulate it [Artie Johnson]very interestingly[/Artie Johnson].:eek: 
:eek:
I think animals have a separate category.
What about this toungue?
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/bizarre/bizarre.cfm?instanceid=12271
Do they measure the tongue from the bottom or the top?
I thought Gene Simmons’ tongue was a lot longer than seven CENTIMETERS!
The answer is so obvious:
Toad of the X-Men movie!
