I just saw Simmons demonstrate the amazing size of his organ and his awesome dexterity as he makes it dance during the Tonight Show the other evening. I was impressed.
What I want to know is if it turns you on.
It’s the sexiest thing about Gene Simmons. And, no.
Gene Simmons repulses me. So, hell no.
It might be sexy on some other guy, but the idea of Gene Simmons going down on me is scary, tongue or not.
So, no.
No. I do not like Gene Simmons, large and dexterous tongue or not.
Nope.
I think I’m starting to notice a trend. 
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Ewww. Oh dear Og no. I would definitely consider the thought of Gene and his tongue a most unwelcome nightmare. < shudder >
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…I think I’m better now.
No.
Hell no.
I saw that show too. And what ran thru my mind was: If he’s gonna take that thing out in public, he really should consider washing it first. What the hell was that on his tongue?
oh, god, no…do you know where that tongue has been?
If it were attached to just about anyone else or simply detached from Gene Simmons, it would be somewhat sexy, but as it is attached to Gene Simmons I have a similar reaction as NajaNivea in the previous post.
It’s not just his looks, he is not attractive but that could be ignored if he had a decent personality. He just oozes smarm. Just looking at him makes me want to take a scalding hot shower and scrub off a layer of skin in the process. I can’t even imagine being in the same room with him let alone allowing him to shudder retch GAH! I can’t even finish that thought … now I must go scrub my brain with bleach.
Nice tongue.
Creepy human being.
There is nothing about Gene Simmons that turns me on, and I’m including his walking upright, possessing opposable thumbs (and a gigantic tongue), being a tool user (in various ways) and speaking English. Even if his name could be anagrammed to spell “great cunnilingus,” it still wouldn’t be a turn-on, even subliminally.
Although now I’m half-curious as to whether “great cunnilingus” could be anagrammed into any relatively conventional name…
He’s so disgusting.
August Innclinger is the best I’ve come up with so far, but I’ll keep you posted.
Absolutely not. Ew.
Bound to be something for you here.
Hello, my name is Lance Surging Unit.
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Yeah, I’m with everyone else. He’s gross.