I’ll just go against the trend and say I’m not about the tongue (and didn’t see the Tonight Show) - but I do think Gene Simmons is quite sexy. It’s the eyes, and the confidence.
I find it amusing that anyone would think that Gene Simmons gives great head. I don’t care about his physical attributes, that man is far too narcissistic to be any good in bed.
And that’s disregarding the fact that he’s just, in my local vernacular, “wicked gross”.
So, um… no.
He can bite me. I find him to be a narcissistic dullard. Jesus! What a bore. And all the big-tongued dexterity in the world can’t make up for that.
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Yeah, what Naja said.
I dunno - Family Jewels is pretty funny. He keeps saying “I’m going to kill myself” when things go wrong. I think, deep down, he’s actually Woody Allen (in his Mia Farrow days).
Ditto. And an “ugh” thrown in for good measure.
This is bad news for Giraffe. There goes his best pick-up line.
You’d probably need some kind of antibiotic for that.
Another vote for ick. Apparently, the women of the Straight Dope are not his targeet audience.
um, no.
Eons ago when I was extremely young and naive, a guy I knew in the navy told me he could lick his eyebrows. I didn’t get his meaning. (yeah, I was dumb) And thinking back on it, I can’t imagine that being a turn on.
He is a dirty man, and not in a good way.
So count me in the Hell No! column.
Well, Shannon seems happy after all these years. But on behalf of normally endowed gents everywhere, we want to thank Gene’s tongue (and Ron Jeremy’s schwang) for being associated witha man who apparently does not impress the average female that much… 
Y’know, seeing the frontman of KISS play a neurotic putz who deliberately affects a character of “public superstud that’s ‘whipped’ at home”, is funny. But it confirms my reaction back in the 80s when they took off the makeup: Um, no, guys, as “normal” people it’s no fun.
Heh. August Innclinger. We have GOT to start using that as a Doper in-joke / meme, somehow.
I knew what I was going to post here before I even read the OP.
The answer is NO.
Jeebus, no. First of all, it’s attached to Gene Simmons. Second, it’s completely freakish.
Maybe the question could be restated.
If your SO could had Simmons-like tongue inserted to replace the original, would you find that an additional turn-on?
Still no. See point the second in my post.
Sometimes, when I find myself in need of a boost to the ole libido, I tell myself that it’s actually Jean Simmons who has the unusually large and dexterous tongue. Something about that demurely pretty English rose’s delicate, sculpted lips concealing such a glistening musclebound sea-monsterish appendage is…giggity.
Where’s the Barfy smiley when I really need it?
Gene Simmons’ tongue has all the charm of a geoduck and I wouldn’t let the damned thing anywhere near me–even if it were attached to George Clooney I don’t think I’d like it much. I mean, really, how yucky must it be to French kiss somebody with a gigantic prehensile tongue? shudder Kinda like kissing a German shepherd or something like–and we’ll have no “peanut butter/nap/all of a sudden” type stories here, thankyewverymuch!
Hell no.
My son’s ex-GF used to tutor Gene and Shannon’s kids. She said he as actually pretty normal around the house.