Who haunts the SDMB?

Dr_Paprika · February 18, 2003, 3:26am

I was walking alone last night between General Questions and MPSIMS. The board was slow, I don’t think anyone else was around. I heard a sound, kind of like a dragging chain. I began to walk a little faster. I heard a muffled voice, but couldn’t make out what it was saying. I decided it might be prudent to go to IMHO instead, being a bit closer and all. I think the voice might have been rambling on about circumcision, but I was pretty spooked.

Could it be that Wildest Bill still haunts the nether regions of the SDMB? What other ghosts linger in the background? I’m Leonard Nimoy. Keep watching the skis.

twickster · February 18, 2003, 3:30am

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Happy_Lendervedder · February 18, 2003, 3:41am

I think you mean Sonny Bono.

:smack: Did I say that out loud?

Duke · February 18, 2003, 4:10am

Don’t worry. If JDT makes a return appearance, I’m sure the knives will be out.

Ruby · February 18, 2003, 4:19am

I’d like to think Wally still watches over us, chuckling at our strange brand of humor, and clanks a few chains now and then.

samarm · February 18, 2003, 4:31am

Well I was mooching along near GD last night, mindin’ my own business. Suddenly, I hear a spine chilling sound. It was a voice. I could only make out a few words, but what I heard was enought to send chills down my spine…

“…a generalized axiomic standard which others have been convinced is uttered only to save lives as a contract of social convention with respect to suidicide which incidentally is now coded into law itself so that this useful convention is not abused for the Coersion of existential suicidal…”

It scared the bejeezuz out of me, and I ran as fast as I could to the safety of IMHO, where I was greeted at the door by Bibliophage.

Could Justhink still lurk the fora, if only in spirit?

BadBaby · February 18, 2003, 5:41am

What about our dear departed furry friend, SloMo? Surely he looks down upon us, as he sips a Pina Colada in Valhalla.

Super_Gnat · February 18, 2003, 4:01pm

It probably came from here

Hamlet · February 18, 2003, 6:59pm

If you say “Blowjob” three times in a mirror, KayKay shows up.

Ethilrist · February 18, 2003, 7:09pm

I see banned people.

Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor · February 18, 2003, 8:05pm

I suspect it’s the Robotic Ayn Rand, from here–

www.villainsupply.com/miscevil.html

ROBOTIC AYN RAND

Need advice about your latest megalomaniacal scheme? If only you could ask history’s greatest megalomaniac, “novelist” and “philosopher” Ayn Rand. Too bad she’s dead. But wait! In 1963, a secret cabal of Objectivists intent on taking over the Student Union at MIT built the first robotic Ayn Rand, and now you can own a Randroid® based on their original design. Comes with stock phrases such as “Morality ends where the gun begins,” “Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent,” and “Nathaniel! Bring me another gin and tonic!”

Price: US$50,000 includes software*
*software tends to be rather buggy. For instance, your Randroid may oppose immigration, yet be an immigrant herself. She may oppose infidelity, yet cheat on her husband. She may espouse individuality, yet believe that only those who follow her are individuals. She may oppose the control of individuals by organizations, yet laud corporate power. These bugs can not be repaired.

The original always tried to pass herself off as an intellectual, & the software probably roams the Web like a virus. A VD virus.

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