[ul][li]Wears a medium sized T-shirt[/li][li]Likes Harley Davidson motorcycles[/li][li]Isn’t afraid of giving me a mailing address (Home, work, P.O. Box, whatever…)[/ul][/li]… gets a Harly Davidson T-shirt from the Livermore California Harley Davidson.
Bought a medium for an Aussie friend as a joke birthday present (I’m always making fun of my pissant home town) and now I learn he’s gained 60 pounds since I last saw him. Too late to return it and my girlfriend is too much of a girly-girl to even wear it to sleep in.
Mr. Legend has gained approximately 10 lbs since high school and he’s still pretty darn skinny. I wear mediums when I’d like to be sure he’ll pay attention to me walking into the room.