If you think you’ve got what it takes to be the next Mrs. Inertia, let’s see (proverbially) what you’ve got to offer. Are you the only sweetest thing in the world? I am.
Not that I’m interested, but because I’m not afraid of a little (he said little) competition and just to get more responses, what have you single men out there got to offer that will sweep a woman off of her feet? Bring it on baby. I got that and ten times more.
Another turning point. A fork stuck in the road . …
what?
I guess I’m just better off living with my inner tensions.
—Snoopy
been drinking?
much?
More than me, even?
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
Who wants to marry an egomaniac?
“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)
Move on over Cold, we have another drunken, 4am poster.
Oh man, do I ever have a headache. 
It just goes to show, you shouldn’t drink and surf.
Good thinking, kid. Don’t mess with the Powers that Be 
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
Hey, you just gave me an idea for a TV show! I bet Fox would be interested…
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Well, I wouldn’t say only, but I’ve been known to cause a toothache or two. 
How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor?
I swear - honest - this crap is NOT representative of the northern suburbs…
And I suppose the 4 am request to add to my ICQ coz you were interested in bra size was a ploy to make me respond here?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
laughs you crack me up, R And you already know that I’m the sweetest thing in Naperville Too bad I’ve already been snatched away
I rode Omni in Springfield, IL
huh huhuh huh… “snatch”… huhuh huh huh…
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
Talera, my roomie’s girl’s from Naperville, nd I bet he’d disagree with you
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee
Missy2U2: Although I work in Deerfield, I reside in Barrington which is more north-westish. Don’t be too upset, it’s a short drive when it’s not rush hour.
I’m free this weekend if you wanna’ hook up. Next weekend I’m in Tampa. Maybe I should start another thread “Who, in Tampa, has . . .”
Sorry - I already have a little boy. He’s 9. Maybe the two of you can arrange a “play date” or something. While the grownups go out to eat.
Ouch
Ok - I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. Sometimes I can be a little sarcastic.