Well, I doubt we can pin that down. But, do we know whether oral sex is natural behavior (e.g., are chimps going down on each other), or is learned conduct spread by or through a culture (if so, bless them Sumerians!)?
Sua
I know that Bonobo chimps, at least, perform oral sex.
Cite? Oh c’mon. Are you brave enough to type “oral sex primates” into Google?
Ok, ok, I’ll do it:
http://songweaver.com/info/bonobos.html
http://www.ishipress.com/sci-bono.htm
I don’t think you’ll find out who, but if you do I’ll donate towards a statue. I hate to be sexist, but I bet it was a woman.
Problem is that I believe chimps are higher up the ladder than we are. In which case they may have gotten the idea from us.
C’mon Sua, there’s no such thing as oral sex, you just made the idea up.
Indians or what ever india was called 2000 or so years ago since it is meantioned in the Karma sutra , but rather than being from woman + man it was performed by eunucs (sp guys with their balls and penis removed) on their masters , from what i recall from the last time i read this book which was last year IIRC
something about swallowing the entire fruit or something which i suppose is deep throating , can’t recall if cautasions (women) were involved in this chapter though but i’ll check later
Mr. and Mrs. Oral. It was named after them.
Who invented it? Phil Asho & Connie Lingus
I was going to post the answer, but I’ll be damned if I can remember that cocksucker’s name
She had to be single. If married, it never would have occured to her.
This from a guy who eats everything.
my ex-girlfriend,…well at the time it seemed like it:o:eek:
:mad:
It would have been the cavemen, but they were so stupid that they knocked their wives over the head with those clubs so they couldn’t do it.
That’s right, it was my idea! You should see the royalty checks!
Three well-kept, country-club women are sitting around the pool in Richmond. One is telling the others about her trip to New York City. “And would you believe, they have men up there who like to have sex with other men!” says the woman. “No! I don’t believe it!” says another. “Its true,” says the first. “They call them ‘gays.’” “And would you believe, they have women up there who like to have sex with other women!” “Oh, sugar, go on. I don’t believe it!” says the third. “I swear its true. They call them lesbians.” says the first. “And they also have men up there who’ll kiss and lick a woman…you know…down there,” she reports. “What do they call them?” she’s asked. “I don’t know. I just patted the top of his head and called him ‘precious.’”
Thanks landies and gentlemen, you’ve been a great audience. I’ll be here all week…please, tip your waitresses.
Oral Roberts.
That’s why he was such a blessing to mankind.
Isn’t that what they do at the university?
Naw, he Robbed it from the other guy,
Oral Hersheiser.
Remember, he’s the one who…
“works on a mound”.
I thought it was Fallatio Hornblower
‘e’ for God’s sake ! ‘e’
I was at a zoo once, passing the chimp enclosure behind a 4th grade field trip. The male chimp was giving himself a blowjob and one 4th grade boy was mesmerized, saying again and again, “HOW does he DO that?” “HOW does he DO that??” The teacher was vainly trying to draw the class’ attention elsewhere.