Who is He?

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Understandably when one capitalizes the word He, one presumes to be referencing the supreme deity known as God. In this situation, that supreme deity is Cecil Adams. Reading through his scriptures, one does have to ask a couple questions. Just who is he? is he even human? How does he know the answers to everything? And could this turn into a debate about Mr. Adams = omniscient = our social construct ideal of God = Chuck Norris?
One does have to notice the striking similarities:
Chuck Norris is never wrong in the T.V. show, Cecil Adams is never wrong.(scroll down to Straight Dope)
Chuck Norris drove a Lamborghini in the T.V. show just because he wanted to, Cecil Adams can always wrest a wrong answer to the correct one by just sheer mind powers

My question to you is, has anyone noticed any other similarities that I’m missing?

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General questions is for factual questions. This belongs in the other forums.

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Anyway we can get a mod to change that for me? I must have had a brain error :slight_smile:

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The bong-sucking has started early in BoCoMo this afternoon, I see.

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Click on the red triangle beside the post number in your post to report stuff to mods.

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You can’t report your own posts, and most people don’t think to click on another’s poster’s post to do the report. I’ll report it just in case nobody else has.

ETA: Or at least you used not to be able to. I see a red triangle in my post now. When did that happen?

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Perhaps this one would be more appropriate ATMB. Moved.

samclem Moderator, General Questions

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As of the last vB upgrade, I think.
Chuck Norris can punch through anything with his fist; Unca Cece can punch through all obfuscation with his intellect. :smiley:

There are many similarities…

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1:01, and no no one here smokes, I don’t think anyways.
Quick question: what’s BoCoMo?

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One of my friends in law school used to be a barista in Columbia. Everybody there smokes.

BOone COunty, MissOuri.

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Not Everyone smokes. Well, I guess that might be a bit of a un-Truth. Well, I was wondering about the BoCoMo thing, until I realized my location is displayed off in the right hand corner >.<

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It is??? I show you as a guest, with no location field… :confused:

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So do I. I wondered about Kimmy_Gibbler’s post and how the location could be known.

Guests showing locations? I may be unobservant but I’m sure I would have noticed that.

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I know everything. I’m all-knowing.

Including knowing how to click on the username in the upper left corner of the post and following the link called “View Public Profile”

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Well, I knew that was likely how YOU figured it out. I was suprised by the statement made by our Guest, however. :eek:

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I’m probably smoking, thats why :wink:

I kid, but that’s what I meant to write, only I don’t think quite got the message down to what I wanted it to say and what it actually said. Writing disconnect

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Those who use bongs should go to jail.

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Those who use jails should go to bongs.

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Chuck Norris is the world’s toughest guy. Cecil Adams knows the answer to everything. Chuck Norris isn’t actually the world’s toughest guy. Cecil Adams doesn’t actually…