Who is Roo's Father?

There are no other kangaroo’s in the 100 Acre Wood. Kanga is a single mother. Did she move there before Roo was born?

Could kangaroo’s survive in English weather?

Is Kanga a heroine or is there something seedier about her being that she is the only smurfette in a village of men?

This realization, during a bout of insomnia, is making my mind boggle.

Personally, I’m of the view that Kanga had a thing going with Rabbit - or at least one of his friends or relations.

That rabbit is a shifty sort, just ask Owl.

Roo, of course, is completely oblivious to the situation - not in small part due to the fact that Rabbit has never sought custody of Roo - he just doesn’t seem fond of the little tacker.

The abiogenesis of stuffed animals is an imperfectly understood phenomenon. If I were to try and make sense of the relationships between the collection in MilliCal’s room, my head would explode. Better not to think about it.

My money’s on Martin Sheen.

It’s always been obvious to me that it’s Tigger. That’s where Roo gets his love of bouncing. Also, Tigger’s over there all the time spending quality time with the kid. He’s respectful to Kanga, she’s kind to him…it’s obvious that this was a one night stand kind of deal and while they both know it was a mistake, they’re working together to make the best of it.

Clearly, Roo is the messiah of the Hundred Acre Wood!

All that beleive in him shall not unravel, but have everlasting stuffing…

It was a mouse. A giant mouse!

Midichlorians.

This is probably too serious an answer, but Kanga has a wistful air about her that makes me think she is a widow.

Roo’s father was Bambi’s mother?

Zeus.

Definitely too serious. My money (such as it is) is on Dung Beetle’s Tigger theory. :stuck_out_tongue:

Bob Keeshan?

Well, no doubt Kanga has a sordid and sinful dating history, because we all know how disreputable kangaroo courting can be.

Strom Thumond?

Ted Turner?

Mr. Garrison?

The 1987 Denver Broncos?

Say now, don’t female kangaroos have double vaginas?

Maybe, if wallabys can.

I believe his was named Wally Roo.

Roo is actually Wally Roo Jr.

Roo is actually Wally Roo Jr. :rolleyes: