I believe the correct term is, “I come here in spurts.” Sheesh, it’s like I have the only dirty mind around here some days (not really). 
Hey, Diane. It’s good to see you. How’re the ovaries hangin’?
One’s gone and the other one barely hanging in there. 
Hi Diane,
The other day I was wondering where you were at - nice to see you back.
Thanks! How have you been?
I’m still kickin’ around the joint.
Glad to hear it! Keep fightin’ the good fight; we want you around for a little while longer. 
Oh, and welcome back!
I’m still here, until they drag me away kicking and screaming.
I’m not going anywhere.
Now get off my lawn!
I have been lurking here every day since july of 99
So, how “old days” are we talking? I’ve been here a bit. Good to hear that you’re doing well, Diane.
Thanks!
Old days like way back when SDMB was on AOL (someone remind me - 1996 or 97?) and was pretty active until 2004 or 2005 I think?
I dunno, I really suck at time frames.
I’m still here. Sort of.
It had to be '97, since I don’t think I was on AOL in '96.
I’m here!
Still here. Still mostly lurking.