Who is the biggest crackhead of all time?

The BBQ Pit
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After several drinks, this came up as a topic of discussion tonight.

Crack came around in the early-mid 1980s. While others were freebasing champs prior to crack (Richard Pryor comes to mind), we won’t count those guys. We tried to figure out which famous person deserves the title of biggest crackhead of all-time.

Our nominees:
Lawrence Taylor
Darryl Strawberry
Marion Berry (not the most smoked, but most infamous)
Bobby Brown

Others are welcome to the list. Who gets your vote?
Excuse my spelling and typos. Vodka is a bitch as a typing assistant.

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What about Crackhead Bob? (on the Howard Stern Show.)

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Leroy Biggums? (Chapelle Show)

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Richard Fucking Pryor. A flaming crackhead.

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It’s Tyrone Biggums, Ender_Will (not much difference between the first and second most popular stereotypical black male name, but still…). :slight_smile:

And to add to the list:

Robert Downey, Jr. - he’s done everything really

Not quite as famous outside rasslin’ fandom:

Jake “the snake” Roberts
Tony Atlas

I’ll probably come up with more later.

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If fictional characters are ok, how about Antwone, the guiy from In Living Color with the pickle jar?

But, he’s no where near as bad as Tyrone with his super dehydraded burned lips.

Everyone I have asked this to has said Richard Pryor.

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Whitney?

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She’s not famous, but the skank that tried to stab me when we raided the rooming house where she lived was pretty scary. To add insult to injury, she bled all over my shoes when I kicked her in the mouth (I never did get the city to spring for a new pair).

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George W. Bush. :wink:

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Oh, gee, rjung just HAD to find a way to let everyone know that he has a hard-on for Bush. What a surprise. :rolleyes:

I say that the biggest crackhead is rjung, and I use the above post as proof.

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Julia Phillips- producer of Close Encounters of the Third Kind- wrote “you’ll never eat lunch in this town again”

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Your mama

Please don’t pit me I am joking. Sometimes people don’t appreciate my your mama comments so I apologize ahead of time

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What about me? I got ‘deese cheese burgers man, I’ll suck yo’ dick!

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I thought Lawrence Taylor used powder coke, not crack. Same with GWB.

I should think that if Richard Pryor was a crackhead he counts as a crackhead. I myself have only heard about the freebase, but if he used as much crack as he did freebase then there’s no reason not to count him.

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Is he supposed to be a crackhead? I don’t see it. I always thought of him of as more of an alky. Wouldn’t a stereotypical crackhead be more skittish?
If I think of a crackhead type from that show, I’m gonna go with Tommy Davidson’s character who (along w/David Allen Grier) would whip out his business card and yell “Bam!”, usually in a setting where they were out of place.

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yeah, you are probably right about him being an alky. I just always assumed him to be a ‘generic’ junkie.

I love the one where he sings Biz Marquee:
YOU got what I neeeeeeed…

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Well, if the OP was talking about potheads, I’d have said “Bill Clinton.” But it didn’t, so I didn’t.

And unlike the President, I can say that I have never used cocaine in any way, shape, or form. None of this weasly “I can pass a security clearance background check” bullstuff. :smiley:

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OK. This thread is now offically derailed. Thanks, rjung, knew I could count on you.
Yay, bush sucks. The Florida election was a sham. Microsoft sucks. Republicans are evil. We’ve covered all of your viewpoints, now kindly go the F away. :rolleyes:

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If you have ever seen Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood they do a parody of all those in the hoos movies including the cheeseburger blowjob thing.
But if you catch it censored on t.v. it is the greatest
“Man I got these cheeseburgers”
“I’ll show you a trick”
“Man what did you say!”
“I said i’ll show you a trick man!”

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Ahem. If I may be so gauche as to address the original question:

The biggest crackhead of all, no doubt, was Humpty Dumpty.