Back in the day (I love saying that) I had a tape of a stand up comedian… I don’t remember his name, but the two parts of his act that stand out were:
Why your dick is so dumb
Cocaine
A Blue vein throbber
Does anyone know who this is?
Can you give us an idea of how long ago?
Cocaine?
Could it have been Richard Pryor?
Bill Cosby
“To my Brother Russell and my dumb dick, with whom I slept”
My giant tomato puts your cantaloupe to shame.
Somehow, the thought of Bill Cosby, good, pure, family-man, Bill Cosby joking about a blue-veined ‘throbber’ just doesn’t sound right. Did I misread the OP? Is the question about a sole comedian?
I saw cocaine listed as a track on a Richard Pryor CD and thought it may be him, but it’s not… This guy sounds kinda southern, but I don’t think he’s black. He doesn’t have the distinctive style of a black comedian.
Speaking of Black Comedians, can you get tapes/CD’s of Dom D.C. Curry?
MEMORANDUM
From: Chief Scott
To: Commander Fortune
Ref: (a) My first post in this thread
-
- -(b) Your last post in this thread
Subj: NOTIFICATION OF A JOKE
-
Your sense of humor is being held for a $10.00 ransom in Assboink, Idaho.
-
Please remit said monies so you may “get it” prior to your making an ass of yourself again.
V/R,
ChiefScott
The bat rose and fell. She bludgeoned the dead dog. Behind her, Vic’s Jag turned into the Cambers’ driveway.
On Rant In E-Minor, Bill Hicks said something like, “I better have a purple-vein dick joke to pull myself out of this comedy hole.” However, I don’t recall him ever joking about cocaine. Could it be Sam Kinison?
Richard Pryor did an entire routine about cocaine that started, “I snorted cocaine for about 15 years…I must have snorted up Peru. I could have bought Peru, all the shit I snorted.” Later, “Somebody told me you put it on your dick, you can fuck all night. Shouldn’t have told me that! ‘Snort Snort Snort’ My dick had a jones. $600 a day just to get my dick hard.”
Does any of that sound familiar?