Livia Soprano? Okay. But don’t forget that hectoring harridan Helen Crump. I just don’t understand it. Andy had had that cute little Ellie May Walker all good to go and what does he do? He dumps her and marries the crabby school marm. Horrifying stuff.
And don’t even get me started on Aunt Bea.
In his autobiography Growing up Brady, Barry (“Greg”) Williams described a dinner date with Florence (“Carol”) Henderson. She’s 20 years older than him, but she was still pretty hot in the early seventies when the date took place.
Williams also described getting hot-n-heavy with his TV stepsister Maureen (“Marcia”) McCormick late in the run of the original Brady Bunch.
Once you get past the kneejerk “ick” factor, you gotta admit that Henderson and McCormick were pretty babe-a-licious.
“God, I can see the headlines now… ‘Home Alone Mother Left To Fend For Herself - while good-time daughter shacks up student-style’”
“Sweetie, if you don’t let me come… I’ll adopt a Roumanian baby! I will!”
“I’m not like Saff […] It takes more than a cold flannel and some Body Shop oatmeat scrub for me… Can’t meet clients smelling like an old bowl of porridge, can I?”
“How come you’ve never had any boyfriends? You’re not that bloody ugly.”
“I did tell you the facts of life, didn’t I, sweetie?”
“If you mean that time you shook me awake at four in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and said, ‘By the way, sweetie, people have it off,’ then yes, you did.”
“Well if there’s any gaps you want me to fill in …”
Edina Monsoon (AbFab). I win. 
Umm… oatmeal scrub.
Growing up, I was Saffie to my mother’s Edina. Fortunately for me, she grew out of it. But I’m with Scott Evil on this one. Can’t believe I didn’t think of it myself!
Really? Huh, I always thought that they got divorced, but they both couldn’t find anyone else, so they decided to get back together. It’s been a while since I seen in, so you’re probaly right.
What about “Khan Sr.” on “King of the Hill”? She is only interested in appearances, and one-upping the Hills (who she thinks are no good hicks).
What about “Khan Sr.” on “King of the Hill”? She is only interested in appearances, and one-upping the Hills (who she thinks are no good hicks).
Carrie from King of Queens and Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond. Look, I agree that sometimes their husbands can be jerks, but that doesn’t excuse what royal bitches they were at times.
Carrie was a total control freak. She told him what he could wear, where he could eat and even what cologne he was and was not allowed to wear. If she didn’t like something, then that was it! Doug couldn’t like it either. She was mean and acted like a street whore most of time.
Debra is really bad too. She screams at Ray all the time about every little thing she can find to bitch about. He got free tickets to the Super Bowl. He asked his best friend Gianni to go with him. Debra hates football but made him feel guilty about not taking her with him. Why? Because they haven’t “gone away together for a long time”. He goes without her and then feels bad about not inviting her. He flies her over and then she goes anal on him because he’s not going to spend every waking minute with her, and she puts so much guilt on him that he tears up his and Gianni’s Super Bowl tickets.
One Christmas, Ray gave his mother a dream gift of hers - A Barone Family Photo! What does Debra the Bitch do? She invites her own parents to be in the photo even though they are not Barones and she knows Marie can’t stand them.
Remember the famous Thanksgiving episode? The whole family is looking forward to their Thanksgiving turkey dinner, and of course Debra has to get into “the loop” and start her own tradition with…A Thanksgiving Fish! Come on! Thanksgiving means turkey to most people. We look forward to it.
She always wanted to be right and wanted Ray to be wrong. Remember the canister episode? Marie lent Debra her mother’s canister and then asked for it back. Debra swore over and over that she didn’t have it. Marie felt bad and apologized for calling Debra a liar. Then it turns out that Debra gave it to Allie to keep her crayons inside. Isn’t that nice? Someone loans you a family heirloom and you hand it off to some little kid. She then cons Ray and Robert into keeping silent while she trashes the item because she doesn’t want to admit to Marie that she actually did have it. In the end, poor Frank took the rap when they tried to sneak it back into the house.
She was a royal bitch. Always pinning shit on other people.
Sorry for the long rant, but there are plenty of episodes where she is the bitch. Look, guys are guys and they are gonna watch sports, belch, scratch their asses and ignore us sometimes. Guy are guys. Leave them alone. Let them enjoy their lives. Stop trying to control them and tell them how to do everything.
I’ve been married to the same man for 22 years. He loves sports, playing games on the computer, reading and sitting around the house sometimes in his box shorts. But you know what, he loves me too. He tells me often and does plenty for me. I don’t need the crap these sitcom wives need such as constant talking about “our feelings” and “constant cuddling” and all that stuff.
Debra got mad when Ray couldn’t sleep because she practically wrapped herself around him every night in bed. Guess what? I wouldn’t be able to sleep either if my husband was hanging onto me all night in bed. I need space when I sleep. People holding onto you all night can be uncomfortable and restricting. She was a very unreasonable and self-centered woman.
Okay, that’s my rant for now. 
I have to go with Lois too. She was married to Walter “Heisenberg” White of Breaking Bad fame and had him utterly cowed for good reason.
I gotta defend Hyacinth Bucket. She’s not really mean or hateful, she’s just clueless. I love her optimism. She always thinks everything will work out perfectly, and then here comes Rose and Daisy and Onslow and Daddy.
I did love the episode where Richard finally told her to shut the fuck up.
That is only because Ward came down so hard on the Beaver last night 
But my answer would be Joy from “My Name is Earl”. I don’t think she was nice to anybody except her kids ever.
Since this zombie has been resurrected, what about Howard Wolowitz’s mother from The Big Bang Theory? How can anyone be that annoying without even being seen?
Wow, that WAS quite a rant! I love Everybody Loves Raymond, but the vile mean things pouring out of Patricia Heaton’s mouth recently makes me dislike ‘Deb’ even more. Goes to show an utter troll can disguise itself in a pretty package.
I can’t bring myself to watch King of Queens. There’s something about that immature fat ass leading man that turns me off so much that even if it was the funniest sitcom ever I still couldn’t watch it. But it’s interesting you say the wife, Carrie, “acts like a street whore most of the time” (I’ll take your word for it). It’s always been my secret theory that on TV the fat jerks who are married to slim good looking women, that the women have had a really sordid past. They’re reformed, been to rehab, whatever, and have hooked up with dumb adoring schmoes who feel lucky to score such prizes. These women have sort of been saved from the gutter and are now living a respectable life. (see Ernest Borgnine and Stella Stevens in The Poseidon Adventure).
Same here. And my Wife totaly agrees. Even kinda looks like her. But I get along great with my MIL for some reason.
There are countless wives who could win this, but only one mom:
Frank Gallagher’s mom on the Showtime series : Shameless.
She’s stabbed him in the leg over money, used her own grandson to buy meth supplies and build a meth lab in the basement, threatened their neighbor with a gun during an engagement party, and countless other evil doings.
She was only on for a few episodes but she left quite the impression.
Betty Draper has gotta be in the running here.
This is from 2003, but…I’m sorry, so very sorry.
Marie Barone was so horrible, so she has my vote (if grandma’s count). I felt so sorry for Debra (granted, I also hated her), because no one deserves what she had… in-laws next door and taking over everything, a mil criticizing her child rearing and house keeping skills to her face and backstabbing her left and right, and a husband who avoids it all like the man-child he is…Ugh.
In fact…now that I’m thinking on it, I hated everyone on that show…even the children. Huh.
The mom from Everybody Hates Chris was a horrible human being. Petty, often violent, hateful, and unreasonable.
Not from a sitcom, but she was the first person to pop into my mind when I read the thread title. By 1985, those poor kids are going to be the poster children for borderline personality disorder.