Who is the Queen of Post Erections?

  1. Anyone know who begins the most new threads?
    A. Troll
    B. Non-Troll
  2. Revives the most old threads?
    A. Troll
    B. Non-Troll
  3. Hi Opal!
  4. Who posts the most to individual threads (this counts out Handy)? I.E. Who won’t let a thread die its natural death?
    A. Troll
    B. Non-Troll

My vote would probably be Esprix on the non-troll side for 1, 2, & 4. Anyone have any other input out there?

HUGS!
Sqrl

Damn, I thought this was going to be a thread about erections.

Apparently some other people did too, Look is that JDT??

I would say “begins more threads” would be newbies who decide that this is the place for them to ask each and every question that’s been burning within them over their lifetime within a matter of ten minutes. Is it a troll? Most of the time no.
Revives old threads? This would be the “me too” poster.

Opal has an erection?

This would be the troll. Or the fundie. Sometimes they’re the same.

Yup, count me in as not understanding the heading. I thought this was going to be a thread about which female poster caused the most erections by posting steamy stuff. What I didn’t understand is why SqrlCub would post such a thing, given his leanins toward the sausage crowd.

I might suggest Ender for 4B. 600+ posts and only been here since September?

I’m impressed…

I thought this was going to be about which one of our gay friends posts the most while erect.

:slight_smile:

I thought it was about drag queens with erections while posting. oh well, maybe next time.

Damnit man, have you not read my .sig? I am most assuredly a troll.

Coincidently, I figured it out last night. As of around 10 PM I had exactly 8.5 PPD on this board. I don’t know where that ranks, but it does mean I have no life. Hip hip hooray!

::mutters that maybe he has office work he should be doing right now, slaps conscience back into submission::

Dude, I’ve been here since June and on track for over 3000 posts December 6. Since I joined June 6, I’m averaging 500 posts per month. Ender, with 600 since September, isn’t. Even if he’d joined September 30, he’d still have over 750 if he went at my pace. My ppd ratio is above 10, while his is 8.5, as he said.

So am the king of having no life:D

Me? I revive one old thread and I get labelled an erector?

I want cites, Sqrl, before you start making such outrageous accusations! :wink:

Esprix

OK, iampunha, I stand corrected. I suggest there should be an SDMB Book of Records so we can track these things…

Esprix, no offense was intended but if you want cites look at all your ask the gay guy threads, the who here is gay thread, and about 80% of the threads that you started. I thought you would like the Title Queen of Post Erections. I deliberately made it in such a way that is suggestive for you.

HUGS!
Sqrl

Damned straight, scratchy-poo;) I want my obvious and glaring lack of life to be good for something around here.

Hey! There was no “troll/non-troll” choice under Hi Opal! I object!!!

There is a user name ‘Troll?’

Is that a thread in your pocket, or are you just glad to see someone?
:slight_smile:

Too late - offense taken.

The ATGG III thread is gone, and the last few posts to it weren’t by me to keep it afloat (damn that lissener for condemning it).

The “Who here is queer?” thread I admit I did revive, but that’s the only one I’ve done so to AFAIK.

And what does “about 80% of the threads that you started” mean? I haven’t started any huge number of threads lately under any topic.

So, I 1. do not begin the most new threads; 2. do not revive the most old threads; and 4. do not post the most to individual threads, i.e., won’t let a thread die its natural death?

Still sounds like some outrageous accusations to me. (Not that I don’t still love you, of course.)

Esprix