Here’s my top ten:
- Pat Cooper
- Mr. Me Thing
- Mr. T
- Woman who hates othe Black People
- Insane Clown Posse
- Daniel Carver (KKK guy)
- Donald Trump
- Gary the Retard
- Hank the Angry Dwarf
- Ian the Drunk
What do you think?
I used to love it when Richard Belzer used to come in and do the news, but I don’t know if that happens anymore. It’s been a while since I was in an area where I could hear Howard on a regular basis, unfortunately.
Get on Real Audio Howard, dammit!!
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Gary is from Portland. He calls the guys on the local rock station (the one that carries Howard Stern) all the time. It’s so funny. They had him sing the National Anthem a few years back at “Rockfest” (a big rock festival type thing). He’s so stinkin’ funny.
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Hank the Angry Dwarf and the lady body builder. 
They’re great.
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I would like to know if you have a logical explanation for seemingly ripping off my good name. If you in fact do, then perhaps we can live in some sense of harmony. If you cannot provide a decent explanation then I will drag you into the Pit and flame you mercilessly prior to going to the Mods about this.
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Lighten up and get some F-ing therapy.
525 posts, and still a newbie. Read back a couple months, oh wise one, and see why there is a general hostility toward people taking remarkably similar usernames.
That, and go glaphang yourself.
Mr. Methane? Or have I missed someone?
Anyway, I like Richard Belzer, Gilbert Gottfried, and James Wood. I don’t care for Pat Cooper, but some of the funniest stuff comes out from him when he gets all defensive.
I miss Sam Kinneson. The Man-Dude argument.
The Man-Dude argument and its subsequent in-depth analysis is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever heard on Stern!
Kinneson was the best guest ever, but now that he is dead, I must admit (and I’m glad that I am not the first to mention him), my favorite guest is Gilbert Godfried.
One of the funniest bits I heard on the show was when Richard Belzer and Andrew Dice Clay were both in the studio. The started ragging on each other during the news, Belzer making fun of Clay’s low humor, and Clay mocking Belzer’s more cerebral comments. They sounded like a new version of The Odd Couple.
Another favorite (although not a “real” guest) is when “Cookie Puss” would visit during a live Carvel ice cream commercial, and make fun of Fred.